Gears of War - Defending Jacinto (Finished)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...He might chicken out if you keep it up." Soqed whispered. "Fear isn't always the best tactic."  

[Zahzi]

"With a meathead like him? It works." Naro said, making sure he had a firm grip on James' collar bones so that he wouldn't run off.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...I think this could be considered cruel and unusual punishment though..." Soqed sighed, as James began to whimper at the pain.  

[Zahzi]

"Naaah, were it cruel and unusual, I'd have made him wear a dress...I could still do that, too."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

". . .Where the Hell are you going to find a dress?" Soqed asked, slightly disturbed.  

[Zahzi]

"I'm sure there's a ruined store around here somewhere..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

".......Who would possibly need a dress now though?!"  

[Zahzi]

"Dresses were around BEFORE this happened~"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yeah? So was a large portion of Sera's surface. But that got destroyed!"

((Sera is the home planet. I don't know why we're not on Earth. My guess? We destroyed it..."  

[Zahzi]

((I guess I was President, huh?))

"Yeah? Explain the hospitals and daycares still standing..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

((I guess so. xd I TOLD you not to send of the nukes!))

"They were left untouched by the attacks which destroyed much of Sera's surface for obvious reasons."  

[Zahzi]

"...And stores weren't!?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Most cities have either been sunk, deserted, or destroyed, Naro." Soqed sighed heavily. "Things like dresses aren't common now days."  

[Zahzi]

"Oh, if it's for making James miserable, I'll FINE one!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Good luck." Soqed grunted, rolling her eyes.

"...You guys know I'm right here right?" James asked, raising an eyebrow.