Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Toxic Pepper]

She wouldn't let me own a giraffe.  

[Talesian]

Found out he was a serial killer  

[Caesars Phallus]

She was about to slice my heart wide open  

[Shaffrey]

Sold our children into bondage  

[Toxic Pepper]

Threw away my candy bar.  

[Aquamere]

he would clean the blood off my swords when he borrowed them  

[Crystalized Cherri]

Insisted on installing dangling hurts to every inch of the ceiling  

[Flame2062]

Her name is just her name； when I asked her to show me her prized possession it was 。。。A Mini-Crystallized Pineapple emotion_0A0  

[Aquamere]

he wouldnt let me play with the polar bear  

[Flame2062]

She ALMOST played with the polar bear emotion_donotwant  

[Aquamere]

he still wont let me play with the cute little polar bear  

[anonymous trickster]

she refused to be my valentine crying  

[Aquamere]

she wouldnt let me eat cheese cake  

[anonymous trickster]

she poisoned the cheesecake  

[Aquamere]

didnt let me go dancing