Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

rofl

Leon: Dammit! I'm tired of these god damn mexicans always takeing our jobs! Now they're replaceing our zombies too? Whats next? They'll have super mexican monsters? *See's an el Gigante.* God dammit!  

[Vankala]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

rofl

Leon: Dammit! I'm tired of these god damn mexicans always takeing our jobs! Now they're replaceing our zombies too? Whats next? They'll have super mexican monsters? *See's an el Gigante.* God dammit!

Technically, they weren't mexican, but whatever... ninja  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

I know, I figured it would be funny, I know the difference before Spaniards and Mexicans, so yeah.  

[JeffesinFerre]

*Battle torn Leon approaches the Merchant*

Merchant: "Err...Don't look so good there, Stranger! Freshen ya up a bit with some First Aid Spray? Only 10,000 Petas!"

Leon: (breathing hard) "Uh....Don't think I need any, thanks....Especially at those pric-"
*coughs up blood*
"Oh...God.......How is Spray supposed to cure this...!?"  

[JeffesinFerre]

*Claire walks in on Chief Irons fondling the body of the mayors' daughter*

Claire: "Um...Yeah....So.......Room for one more?"  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

*HUNK Slaughters other UBCS members who look like him.*
HUNK: There can be only one!!  

[Cpt GorrillaCakes]

Barry: Jill! I found this great item! -Pulls out bag- Its in here!

Jill: Great! now we can kill these monsters....things....mcdonalds....
Look out its a monster!

Zombie:urrrgh

Barry: -reaches into bag- AHA! Found it! -pulls out hot dog-

Jill: I thought it was a weapon.....
Barry: Wha.....
-Brad pops out of bag- "Hi jill!"
Jill: What the hell!
Brad: Just thought i'd make us some lunch!
-zombie starts to be sad- -grabs jill's gun and commits suicide-
Jill: Hmmmm........on the other hand......  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Jill: only you can prevent zombies.'

Chris: DAAAAAAAMN!

Rebecca: 10$ an ounce, why do you think I have so many?

Leon: Ada!! Faster!!

Claire: Duh..... what?  

[taylortenacity]

I can imagine tyrant coming out of the tank he was in and then Wesker pushes a button on the computer and then it plays

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!

and they start to dance

just imagine that and having Jill and Barry (Or Chris) Standing there like WTF  

[Untamed_Skies]

Leon after Ashley gets captured the final time, "F**k it I'm going home,"  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Wesker clicks a utton on his glasses when he sees the Tyrant.
"It's power level is over 9000!!!!!!!"  

[Kishiru324]

Barry: Jill you almost became a Jillsub! (I know it's stupid xD)  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Wesker clicks a utton on his glasses when he sees the Tyrant.
"It's power level is over 9000!!!!!!!"

Oh no you di'int!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Biohazard EXTREME

Celestial Fox Frenzi

Wesker clicks a utton on his glasses when he sees the Tyrant.
"It's power level is over 9000!!!!!!!"

Oh no you di'int!

I so totally did! I could not stop laughing after I posted that...

Chris: Holy s**t! It was bad enough when the mexicans attacked, but now the black people too? What's next, some asian mutant will stomp through the area? *sees Godzilla* GOD DAMMIT!

Ok... that was a bit racist.... sorry...  

[UmbraGallus]

RE2 when Leon sees Ada after she ran off in the sewers.

Leon: What were you thinking? Running off like that was reckless and stupid. Those N00bs are everywhere, not to mention that N00b that got Ben.

Ada: ....what?