Drop Death

[Crimsonhellite]

It lands on my foot and im run over by a steam roller, rolled flat on the floor.

I drop a tissue  

[Ebania]

The tissue blows onto the windshield wipers of a car, temporarily blinding/distracting the driver, and I become road pizza.

I drop a bottle of shampoo.  

[roses are forever]

It lands on the sidewalk and splatters everywhere, getting in my eyes. I run around and fall in a manhole, I get eaten by a croc in the sewers.


I drop an old fashion bomb.  

[Crimsonhellite]

I pick it up saying, "See its a dud, everything is....." KABOOOOM. I die.

I drop a thermometer  

[roses are forever]

I stare up into the sky and see a small shadow falling.

It pierces my eye and my brain
I seize and die


I drop a fire  

[Crimsonhellite]

I knew I shouldnt have bathed in kerosene, I set ablaze and die.

I drop a Taquito  

[roses are forever]

It is falling so fast it impales me in the head... I die of salsa-brain

I drop a ninja  

[Crimsonhellite]

Who quickly slices my throat with his sword and then proclaims "NINJA....VANISH!" ninja

I drop a scarf  

[roses are forever]

walking through the hallways of the NSTG Crim passes me, I say hi and he dosent respond, just drops his scarf on the floor. I become depressed because Crim doesn't know I exist, and Decide to hang myself with the scarf he dropped on the floor.


I drop a bowl of steaming hot clam chowder  

[Crimsonhellite]

Which lands in my lap and I run around frantically screaming and then fall out a window to my death since the restaurant is on the 33rd floor

I drop some Lint  

[Zephyr_Blue_Waffles]

it fell into my nostrils n i suffocated n die. rolleyes

I drop Obama. rofl  

[Crimsonhellite]

I see him and knock him down and hack away at him with my axe because he aint so great like everyone thinks.....but the bodyguards gun me down whilst doing so.

I drop an atomic bomb  

[roses are forever]

The bomb crashes to the ground but doesnt detinate. but the impact caused an earthquake killing everyone

I drop a bag full of air  

[Lewn]

While walking along a bag full of air drops on my head. I panic, trying to get it off, but only succeed in pulling the bag tighter around my neck. Eventually the air runs out and I suffocate to death.

I drop a scarf.  

[roses are forever]

The scarf lands on the ground in front of me I pick it up and put it on. I go to a tour of a cookie factory. While walking through the factory my new scarf gets sucked into a machine, pulling me into it. and grinding me into chocolate chip sized chunks



I drop a bottle of horse shampoo