Bring out the inner thief in you!

[xwhateverxdudex]

You walk right into my trap and giant spears shikabob you from all sides as I steal your briefcase and run off.  

[Moonracer]

*dies on the spears eventually comes back to life and pulls body off of the spears and goes walking after you palms your head and takes back my briefcase and takes your shoes then hurls you into a wall to become part of it.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Eventually falls of the wall, stumbles after you, rips your entire dress off, and kicks you off a cliff ledge.

(while shouting - this is sparta... lol, injoke)  

[Moonracer]

*dies in pit spirit comes up and freezes your wings and then snaps them off taps them to back and flies off to heaven.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Invades heaven with the help of 3 devil girls (I choose: Carerra, Mercedes, and Rati), finds you, rips your blue skin off, and falls back to earth while my 3 helpers "have fun" with all the angels in heaven.

(that's alot of injokes, to explain it, I'll just say... hentai)  

[Moonracer]

*Walks up and rips off your nightmare headband and then walks off with it.*

(*chuckles* I don't know why but I figured that was the case. ^_~)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Runs up to you, catches all your butterflys and runs off.

(if you want to see it, check out "Viper GTS" - it's HOT *drools* )  

[Moonracer]

*Freezes time and then plucks your slicing motion out of thin air and walks off with it then allows time to flow normally again.*

(Oddly enough that name sounds familiar I make take a peek just to see the characters if nothing else.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Creates a black hole to help me steal your background.

(you should, and maybe play the h-game that started it too - LOL)  

[Moonracer]

*Distracts you with my butterflies then removes the electric bunny ears looking items you have and walks off happily with them as I now have giant bug zappers.*

(*blinks* Why doesn't that surprise me. Anyway, I may just do that when I have time.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Runs up and pushes you down so I can steal your boots.

(careful though, it's one in an entire line of h-games by a now defunct company named, "SOGNA" - they are the VIPER SERIES, and some of them only work on particular OS's - thank god for virtual computer files)  

[Moonracer]

*Runs up behind you trips falling against you knocking you down I get up snag your hat and run off with it.*

(I see...Viper Series sounds familiar I think I've played some games by them. I know the "Viper GTS" series I've actually seen some of it. Messed up but not to bad for a hentai.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Runs after you, cuts off all your multicolor hair, and runs off.

(Yeah, not the best, especially the "Island" spinoffs, but good for H-games - I have nearly all of them, though I haven't played all of them - and some will only work on win98 or win2k)  

[Moonracer]

*Walks by ans yoinks your hat without you even noticing.*

(*smiles* I don't know what part or which one I saw but I've seen some of one of them. Now the one that cracks me up is "Dragon Pink" especially when you want honey. *snickers*)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Runs up, steals all your armor, and dashes off

(I LOVE THAT ONE!!!
It's like my favorate hentai EVER! - RPG fun and hentai, what's not to love)