Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Sielent]

Granted. Its an old Neolithic knife that turns to dust at the slightest touch.

I wish for a machine to get me ready for the day like in the Jetson's.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. However, it doesn't work and dressed you up like a clown every time you walk in.

I wish I got the email I need.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But that gets locked down too!

I wish for SILENCE!  

[Sielent]

Granted, but I have to corrupt your wish so I break the brief silence!

I wish to have wings!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But I rip them off for alchemical purposes.

I wish we had someone else to do our work for free.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. THE MEXICANS INVADE!!

I wish I had full mobility in my right hand again...  

[Sielent]

Granted. Then a boulder lands on it and breaks it.

I wish for a sewing machine!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But you're hands get arthritis and you can't use it.

I wish I didn't have to take apart my room.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. It just gets sucked into a black hole.

I wish for COLD!  

[madametrixie]

Granted, but cold doesn't exist. (Go science!)

I wish for a pineapple under the sea.  

[Sielent]

Granted. It gets taken over by a sponge, a squid, and a starfish.

I wish for unlimited yarn!  

[madametrixie]

Granted, but 698,450,324,597 cats steal it all.

I wish I had a Wii pony.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But Nintendo discontinues access!

I wish for cold to be REAL!  

[Sielent]

Granted. But you're still given a heat wave.

I wish the bathroom would clean itself.  

[madametrixie]

Granted. It cleans itself by flushing all the bad stuff down the toilet which causes it to overflow.

I wish people actually knew what a Yoili is.