*The Wish Game*

[Moonracer]

Granted, just because that amused me.

I wish it wasn't so blasted cold down here in the basement where I live.

(I need money to fix it up down here so I can survive the winter. sweatdrop )  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, you get a space heater.

I wish everyone was as perverted as me.
(though that could be chaotic - LOL)  

[Moonracer]

Granted, everyone is as perverted as you or worse and then everyone is thrown in jail for indecent exposure or other things that shouldn't be done and then we all die of starvation and diseases because no one wants to cook or farm or be scientists because that isn't perverted in anyway.

I wish it was Spring already.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

O_O (wow, talk about your run-away train)

Granted.

I wish I could find a job.  

[Moonracer]

(*laughs* Yeah sorry about that it popped into my head and I had fun with it. sweatdrop )

Granted! You get the coolest most awesomest job ever known to man kind! But it pays worth crap!

I wish I had the money to travel.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but your whatever vehicle you take always crashes half-way to your destination.

I wish I could get a better video card.
(actually ran into a game that mine couldn't handle)  

[Moonracer]

Granted, but it still won't play that game.

I wish I had some extra money for the rock and mineral show I'm going to this weekend.

(Aw, I really do hope you can find a card that will help you out with that.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted, but you borrowed it from a mafia boss.

I wish I had some extra money for the next anime con.

(thx, but I doubt I will unless I can find a job)  

[Moonracer]

Granted, but you borrowed it from me who borrowed it from the same mafia boss and now he comes after you to collect.

I wish whatever I'm trying to get will just pass over so I can have fun this weekend.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted

I wish I had some hentai dvds.  

[Moonracer]

Granted, you have an entire room full of hentai DVDs.

I wish I could make an Anime con this year.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted
You "make" a con, but it's so tiring that you can't enjoy it with everyone else.
(never host your own con - LOL)

I wish I could be an astronaut.  

[Moonracer]

Granted, you're an astronaut but then you get sucked into the game and become lost.
(Oh I never even thought of my wording. Nice!)

I wish I could catch a break. sweatdrop  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Granted (I'll be nice today)

I wish that I wouldn't get such bad nosebleeds.  

[Moonracer]

Granted, you only get tiny nosebleeds when you see a cute anime girl.

I wish there was a new game out that I could play that was really GOOD.