Corrupt a Wish 8D

[Heart_of_Elemental]

Granted, but you never are able to have any caffeine ever again!

I wish there were more people on Gaia...  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then most of them turn out to be old, smelly pervs. O_O

I wish mom were home already so we could go out to eat.  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

Granted, but she goes straight to bed without taking you out.

I wish i could get the busser/stocker job at Pechanga  

[luminescent lotus]

Granted. Good luck working eighteen mandatory hours a day.

I wish my shirt was blue.

 

[elementalphantomthief]

Granted but it gets a bleach stain.

I wish it was summer  

[luminescent lotus]

Granted. Hope that sunburn wears off soon.

I wish this cookie was bigger.

 

[Rosilien]

Granted, but it's made out of formaldehyde-soaked cardboard.
I wish the hairdresser had done my hair right.  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

Granted, but she gives a rip off of a Rihanna haircut

I wish finals were over  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but you fail them all.

I wish I had more time before high school ends.  

[mysticaldragonmastergurl]

Granted, have fun in infinite summer school that runs from 4:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. with no breaks.
I wish I didn't have to work on holidays...  

[DJ Arctic Wolf]

granted but ur job takes all ur money until you get back to work

I wish i had $1000 in Gaia Cash  

[LordKhrima]

Granted. I think I actually got something ridiculous like that for free without giving out any real information by filling out a fake car insurance application. So yeah, granted but you have to waste like a half hour getting it.

I wish I had a cool scarf.  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

Granted but is to little for you to wear...

I wish I had a soda...
Even if it is flat.
I need something to drink...  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but it tastes like cat urine.

I wish I had this.  

[oxX-Ghost-Xxo]

granted but then evrey thing blows up, even you...

i wish i had allen walker and Lavi here to chear me up...haveing the crapyest few mouths of muh life...freind got killed on may...so im still prity bumbed about it...since allen walker and lavi is so grate at chearing people up i wish tare were real and here to chear me up...