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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:57 pm
Post 300.
I kick you down a hole.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:08 pm
not the power of post 300!
you know... If we ever get to 9001, the guy will say "death by over 9000!"
anyway. You die from posting on a wedsday. and you choke on a lego.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:06 pm
You die from the monopoly man falling onto you from a hot air balloon...
Go directly to heaven. Do not Collect 200 dollars.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:18 pm
Blood was on an epic quest and came across a fork in the road, but did not know which one to take. There were two identical twin brothers on the path, one who told only lies and the other who told only the truth. Now, the truth teller was also totally accurate in all his beliefs; all true propositions he believed to be true and all false propositions he believed to be false. The lying brother on the other hand, was a rabid coyote. I guess that would make the first one a rabid coyote too if they were identical. Now that I think about it the only question they ever answered was are you going to try to eat me, and they both answered the same thing. Oh well screw it, one of the coyotes was a bomb.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:56 pm
bloodsoaked You die from the monopoly man falling onto you from a hot air balloon... Go directly to heaven. Do not Collect 200 dollars. Don't laugh, that's probably his favorite way to go. @ Owwin: Idiot kid shoots you with your own syringe gun after briefly asking, "What's this do?" turns out it delivered toxic, deadly chemicals.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:56 pm
A dandelion grows out of your lungs and stops your breathing.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:09 am
You fail at trying to catch Mewtwo and he makes your mind explode as you try to take out a Masterball to throw at it.
Face it, you knew what you were up against
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:48 pm
A giant rock falls on you.
-Unoriginal-
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:23 pm
You trip and your umbrella goes through your eyes and into your brain.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:54 pm
You encounter a big bad wolf.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:33 am
GrowingDandelion bloodsoaked You die from the monopoly man falling onto you from a hot air balloon... Go directly to heaven. Do not Collect 200 dollars. Don't laugh, that's probably his favorite way to go. that and and a sky diving accedent with Mr. T Any way, cookie dies from, *the death has been removed for being to R-rated*
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:55 pm
please dont let this forrum die...
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:26 pm
Your first post of quotes falls on you and pierces your lungs.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:29 pm
You catch on fire and burn to death because your sword is on fire.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:30 pm
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