Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME IN THERE, JACK!"  

[Zahzi]

The only sound coming from the room was faint clicks...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"DON'T IGNORE ME IN THERE!"  

[Zahzi]

Ignorance seemed to have been engaged...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I CAN HEAR YOU IN THERE SO I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME OUT HERE!"  

[Zahzi]

-Nothing-  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."  

[Zahzi]

The clicking continued.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

A few hours later, after Isaac had given up to entertain himself, Jack's cellphone began to ring.  

[Zahzi]

Jack looked down at his phone, at the Caller ID.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

The caller was Henry. Big surprise.  

[Zahzi]

Jack just gave a sigh, answering the phone.
"Whaaaaat?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I need you in the ice cream shop." Henry said very calmly, yet the anger he felt was just simmering. "There was a slight accident. Nobody... Well. No. Valarie and I are fine. Some other guys aren't so okay. Valarie needs to go home while I...CHAT with one of the guys."  

[Zahzi]

"You got jumped, huh?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yup. They're hurt. We're not. Pick Valarie up while I have a chat. Okay? Thanks. Great." And at that, Henry hung up the phone.