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 Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:49 pm
Some mugger: So you've chosen death.
Mirzam, pointing at himself: Death cast her gaze on this wretch and turned away.
source : Arcana
characters involved : Mirzam Owens
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:57 pm
DJ: am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and moving air with vibrations in their direction?
Zach: How high are you?
DJ: 6'2"
source: tumblr
characters involved: DJ Shepard, Zachary Whitethorne
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 9:33 pm
Wyatt: Oh my God, I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover.
James: I feel great. I ran 5k this morning.
Wyatt: Really?
James: No, I threw up in the shower.
source: Parks and Rec
characters involved: Wyatt Abrams, James Masters + Bonus Milo who got them drunk
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 10:01 pm
Gypsy: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One." Michael is "Been there, done that." Jer is "Currently doing that-"
Jer: *high fives*
Gypsy: Toby is "It happened once in a dream." Jess, codename "If I had to pick a chick."
Gypsy:
Gypsy: Ronna is "Eagle Two"
Ronna: Oh, thank God.
source: parks and rec
characters involved: Gypsy and Jeremy Lovette, Michael Davenport, Tobias Walsh, Jessamine Xanders, Veronica Kiss-Walsh
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:34 pm
Computer: Confirm your password
Glynn: *out loud* Why yes, this is my password!
source : tumblr
characters involved : Glynn Llewellyn
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2020 7:51 pm
Murgo: Here, lets synchronize our watches!
Dixie Lynn: I don't know how to do that.
Val: I don't wear a watch.
Jude: Time is a social construct.
source: tumblr
characters involved: murigen seagrave, dixie lynn walker, valarie diarmid, jude cairn
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:48 pm
Tris: Why did you give Tori a knife?
Jack: The kid felt unsafe.
Tris: Well now I feel unsafe.
Jack:
Jack: Would you like a knife?
source: tumblr
characters involved: Jack and Tristan Lovette, Hitori Miyazaki
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:25 pm
Nani: Bonjour, Sybille. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Sybille: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Nani: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
source : Brooklyn 99
characters involved : Sybille LeBeau, Nani Heulwen
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:28 pm
Chrys: That's not funny.
Byuch: I thought it was funny.
Chrys: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
source : the fake redhead writing prompts
characters involved : Chrys Meadows, Byuchuch Horne
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:31 pm
Callista: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Akira: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
source : sanders sides
characters involved : Akira Yamazaki, Callista Hargrave
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:46 pm
Zach: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Desi: We could attack them with hummus.
Zach: I stand corrected.
Desi: Just keeping things in perspective.
source : buffy the vampire slayer
characters involved : Desi and Zach Whitethorne
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:51 pm
Wren: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Di: And you came to me?
source : modern family
characters involved : Wren Argall, Diantha Warlow
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:58 pm
Merc: Between Ivar, Reyna, Alby, and Tiernan -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Glynn: No one! They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Merc: Alby?
Glynn: Yeah, but I don't know why.
source : friends
characters involved : Mercy Sanderson, Glynn Llwellyn, Ivar Eriksson, Reyna Whyte, Alby Callaghan, Tiernan Yaxley
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:02 pm
Ada: What's wrong with you?
Rick: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
source : crazy ex-girlfriend
characters involved : Adalaide Whitethorne, Richard Drage
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:52 pm
Ken: You've challenged me to fight six times since we started talking.
Elliott: Make it seven.
source: tumblr
characters invovled: Kenneth and Elliott Holt
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