OLD Caption Contests

[Canas Renvall]

Happy 300th post!!! biggrin  

[Omega_Ion_Tangora]

Happy 301 post. Now when does the judging take place?  

[[~.Kami.Kaze.~]]

Hey gimme a break I just got off work, I smell like I WAS fighting zombies, actually just angry customers ... * wipes blood off her uniform *

heart 3rd Place heart

Canas Renvall

Barry: "Hm, blood. Better examine it..." *leans over seductively*
Jill: "...Barry, your pants just ripped."

heart 2nd Place heart

Kaworu__Nagisa

Barry- What's this red stuff...?
Jill- That's ketchup from your Carl's Jr. burger. >_>
Carl's Jr. burger appears on the screen.
Barry and Jill- If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

heart 1st Place heart

Biohazard EXTREME

Barry: "I think you's better take a look at this!"
Jill: "What is it?"
Barry: "The floor... It's real marble!"
Jill: "Hey, what's that?"
Barry: "What's what?"
Jill: "That red puddle..."
Barry: "What red puddle?"
Jill: "It's right there! Right in front of you! Is that blood?"
Barry: "Hmm... Nope... Not seeing it..."

( This contest judged by my friends who came to my hallowe'en party 3nodding )  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yey! I'm funny! Humor will rule the world.


 

[J87]

leon wondered why the script called for him to stop a armored truck with a shotgun from 30 feet away  

[Omega_Ion_Tangora]

Leon: What the hell does this punk think he's doing tailgating me!?!?  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Leon- He seems to have boards on his windshield... I know what'll help!

I can't believe I'm actually placing in these contests. xD  

[XINVADER]

Storyteller: That was it boys and girls. Leon was sooooo happy, that he decided to go practice one of his favourite pastimes... drive by's.  

[MarcusAlexanderSpence]

Leon: PUNK a** BLOODS!!  

[Ivory Lie]

the polices new way to stop drink drivers was a little overboard  

[Akashi n Ryo]

Leon: fear my laser

Driver: holy s**t dude he pointing a laser at us

Leon: hahahahaha

Passenger: dude try to run him over  

[Canas Renvall]

Leon: "Hm... Eeny, meeny, miney..."

Ganado: "Mierda!" ("s**t" en Espanol. razz ) *swerve*

Leon: "Mo!" *fires, hits the passenger ganado*

Director: "Okay, cut! Good job! Alright, that's a wrap, guys, let's get going! ...Renaldo? Renaldo? Jesus, Leon, you killed him!"

Leon: "My contract is complete..." *hides in the shadows and the Merchant slips him cash and another name*

Merchant: "Hehehehe, thank ya!"

The Merchant, a friendly fellow just selling his merchandise.
...OR IS HE?!  

[[~.Kami.Kaze.~]]

( I'm not evern gonna put Leon in this one... YAY !!! )

Driver : " Come on can't this guy drive any faster .... "
Passenger : " Just pass him. "
Driver : " We're in a tunnel ... "
Passenger : " And it's not a guy, some blonde girl is driving .... "
Driver : "Oh great .... you know what they say .... "
Passenger : " ... women drivers, no survivors. "  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

To be completely honest with you, none of those got a REAL laugh out of me. But I will judge it based on funnyness anyway.

3RD PLACE:

Canas Renvall

Leon: "Hm... Eeny, meeny, miney..."

Ganado: "Mierda!" ("s**t" en Espanol. ) *swerve*

Leon: "Mo!" *fires, hits the passenger ganado*

Director: "Okay, cut! Good job! Alright, that's a wrap, guys, let's get going! ...Renaldo? Renaldo? Jesus, Leon, you killed him!"

Leon: "My contract is complete..." *hides in the shadows and the Merchant slips him cash and another name*

Merchant: "Hehehehe, thank ya!"

The Merchant, a friendly fellow just selling his merchandise.
...OR IS HE?!

2ND PLACE:

~.Kami.Kaze.~

Driver : " Come on can't this guy drive any faster .... "
Passenger : " Just pass him. "
Driver : " We're in a tunnel ... "
Passenger : " And it's not a guy, some blonde girl is driving .... "
Driver : "Oh great .... you know what they say .... "
Passenger : " ... women drivers, no survivors. "

1ST PLACE!

SadakoRing

Leon: PUNK a** BLOODS!!

 

[Ivory Lie]

sigh i tryed and failed