Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted, except your boyfriend cheats on your and kills your friend.

I wish for a mass extinction to strike the earth tomorrow! xd  

[Hayashi Jun]

Darkaznstargoddess

Granted, except your boyfriend cheats on your and kills your friend.

I wish for a mass extinction to strike the earth tomorrow! xd

granted, but in hell everyone will try to tear you apart but you cannot die, and you'll suffer eternally...

I wish my skin will be more pale...  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. You become as pale as a ghost!

I wish I could have a silver/metallic blue sport car!  

[Hayashi Jun]

sasa_powa_4eva

Granted. You become as pale as a ghost!

I wish I could have a silver/metallic blue sport car!

granted, you get a 1:12 scale dodge viper

I wish I have an indestructible katana...  

[Minielf]

Granted, but this katana has actually been possessed by a wicked fox demon, who then takes control of your mind and you go on a murderous rampage.

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then it gets too hot and it all melts and you drown in chocolate. (not a bad way to die..)

I wish for no more nightmares ever.  

[tamcharles]

Niphredil Ithilmir

Granted, but then it gets too hot and it all melts and you drown in chocolate. (not a bad way to die..)

I wish for no more nightmares ever.

Granted, but then you don't dream at all anymore -- it's all just... black.

I wish for more pure to vend with! mrgreen  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but your vending pass gets taken away and never comes back. Oh, and then you spend 2mil pure buying a dried grass skirt. (don't ask why..)

I wish for a hobby that I can keep up.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. Your new hobby is to study... you study everybook in detail with no reason...!

I wish I could be slimmer.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted you become two pounds slimmer than Rose O'Donnall.
I wish for a vampire to take over the white house..  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but Bush turns out to be Baffy the Vampire Slayer and kills him.
I wish ninja ruled the world.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but you the next morning you wake up, Ninjas play you a visit and brutally murder you.
I wish for the dinosaurs to come back to life.  

[~leng.mui~]

granted, but they bite your head off

i wish that i felt no physical pain  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but you are in emotions and mental pain for the rest of your life.
I wish for microsoft to become bankrupt.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but you find out that all your money was invested in Microsoft and you become bankrupt too.

I wish for a lollipop, a lollipop, a lollipop...