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Stranger: program is called "talk to strangers" not giving out my asl
wink now whats up?
You: I ESCAPED FROM A PETRI DISH!!!!!!11111
Stranger: OMG RANDOM
You: FROM A SECRET MILITARY BUNKER TWENTY FATHOMS BELOW SEA LEVEL OFF THE SHORE OF MANHATTAN!!!
Stranger: OMG FIRE AT WILL!!!
You: DID I MENTION MY MUTATION WAS BULLETPROOF SKIN???
Stranger: DAMN U WOLVERINE?!
You: NO...NOT WOLVERINE...I'M...I'M...THE JUGGERNAUT, b***h!!!
Stranger: who said that aswell uhmm, samuel L jackson said in a movie he was the juggernaut!!?!?!
Stranger: U SAMUEL L JACKSON?!?!!
You: THA'S RIGHT AND I'M TIRED OF THESE ********' SNAKES ON DIS ********' PLANE!!!
Stranger: RIGHT!!! TOTALLY
You: HAVE YOU SEEN MY LIGHTSABER? IT'S DA ONE THAT SAYS "BADASS ********" ON IT!
Stranger: yeah i got it right here
You: GIVE IT HERE!
Stranger: HELL NO
You: *FORCE CRUSH*
Stranger: that wont hurt me! im uhmmm SANDMAN or something...
You: EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIIIGHT!!! TAKE MY HAND! WE'RE OFF TO NEVER-NEVERLAND!!!
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