Make a resident evil wish and have it HORRIBLY corrupted!!

[MadamTarantula]

Granted, but it gets a perm which is much worse.

I wish there was a Phoenix Wright-style Resident Evil game.  

[Canas Renvall]

Granted, but it's about Barry being too old and losing his Colt Python and there's this weird story that makes your head explode.

I wish the Colt Python could be used in Mercenaries. Or better yet, Barry. D:  

[MadamTarantula]

Canas Renvall

Granted, but it's about Barry being too old and losing his Colt Python and there's this weird story that makes your head explode.

I wish the Colt Python could be used in Mercenaries. Or better yet, Barry. D:

How the hell would that make a Phoenix Wright story? burning_eyes

Granted, Barry can be used, but he's naked.  

[King of Paradise]

What is your wish, m'dear?  

[MadamTarantula]

Oh s**t, sorry about that. razz

I wish a huge Resident Evil artbook would come out that would take me a long time to finish looking at. heart  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but it's all stuff from RE4 and RE5.

I wish some crazy RE fanatic who's not me, would crash a plane into Jun Takeuchi. Not his house. Not his workplace. Just... Into him.  

[King of Paradise]

Granted, but it costs ONE HUNDRED MEEELEEUN DOLLERS.

I wish that Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles had no extra plot points other then what has already been established in 2.

Edit: Snaked! Anyways, granted, but the explosion causes 435 more people to die along with him, questioning who's the real monster in this situation. My wish is still intact.  

[MadamTarantula]

I'll grant both your wishes. smile

@Bio: Granted, but it's a small electronic model plane so it doesn't do s**t except snag his hair in the blades.

@Deadite: Granted, it completely centers around Leon and he acts exactly like he does in 4.

Edit: Forgot my wish again. xd Um, I wish there was a faithful movie of the first RE.  

[King of Paradise]

Granted, but just for kicks, there's a secret ending in it that shows that Wesker is in fact a cyborg...Mwuhahahaha!

...Don't worry, I'm not spoiling anything I know...

I wish Wesker was a cyborg rofl  

[MadamTarantula]

Granted. Wesker is a ripoff of the Terminator. James Cameron sues.

I wish I knew what to wish for. scream  

[King of Paradise]

Granted, but you just forgot what it was after I granted it.

I wish I wished your wish before you forgot what it was!  

[MadamTarantula]

Granted, you end up forgetting as well.

I wish there was an actual replica of the Spencer Mansion to visit.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but it costs ONE HUNDRED MEEELEEUN DOLLERS.


I wish Shinji Mikami himself would go and kick Jun Takeuchi's a**.  

[MadamTarantula]

Just to visit? O_o

Granted, Shinji wins, but the fans lose either way.

I wish there was a Resident Evil amusement park attraction in America.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yes, just to visit. Capcom are that self important.

Umm.. Granted, but it's all kiddy rides, and there isn't even a scary one, or a decent coaster.

I wish RE6 has Alice. Not that I'd play it, just so that it pisses every movie hater off.