Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yeah, then RE4 came along which was living proof that those n00bs got Leon as well.  

[UmbraGallus]

lol yeah it is. rofl  

[Vankala]

Maybe noobs took over Capcom and that's why RE4 sucked. lol  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Chris: Resident Evil 4 was the best game ever!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Leon: I think this mission might be a little too dangerous for me. These enemies look dangerous. I better be careful.  

[Elliot Salem]

Wesker: Leon makes me s**t my pants!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

*This has been brought to you by me, this episode is called 'Stupid white people meet foreigners.*
Leon: OH MY GOD! MEXICANS!!
Spaniard Villagers: No Leon, you see, we're from spain, so that makes us spaniards, not mexicans.
Leon: OH MY GOD! MEXICANS WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!! EVERYONE GET A JOB QUICK!!
*Next time on 'Stupid White people meet foreigners.'...*
Chris: Wassup my brother?
Africans: ...  

[Ivory Lie]

Hey i take offense in that.

Well not really

Chris: Um...why am i here again (Re5)  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

leon r kennedy

Hey i take offense in that.

Well not really

Chris: Um...why am i here again (Re5)

You should totally not take offense and junk.... Cuz then I'll get sued! Or worse! THE BANHAMMER TO THE FACE!!

Carlos: Hay there sexthy laday! You wanna open up your taco?
Jill: WHAT!!??
Carlos: Your taco, you going to eat it or not? *Points to taco in Jill's hand*  

[Vankala]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

leon r kennedy

Hey i take offense in that.

Well not really

Chris: Um...why am i here again (Re5)

You should totally not take offense and junk.... Cuz then I'll get sued! Or worse! THE BANHAMMER TO THE FACE!!

Carlos: Hay there sexthy laday! You wanna open up your taco?
Jill: WHAT!!??
Carlos: Your taco, you going to eat it or not? *Points to taco in Jill's hand*

rofl  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Vankala

Celestial Fox Frenzi

leon r kennedy

Hey i take offense in that.

Well not really

Chris: Um...why am i here again (Re5)

You should totally not take offense and junk.... Cuz then I'll get sued! Or worse! THE BANHAMMER TO THE FACE!!

Carlos: Hay there sexthy laday! You wanna open up your taco?
Jill: WHAT!!??
Carlos: Your taco, you going to eat it or not? *Points to taco in Jill's hand*

rofl

*Chris finds an open container of Playdo, the contents very hard*
Chris: Aw man, I never get any fun....
*Rebecca comes in*
Rebecca: Hi Chris, whatcha got there?
Chris: Some PLaydo, but it's hard as hell.
*A zombie starts to come around the corner, but instead starts to listen in on the conversation, he doesn't see them, he just hears them.*
Rebecca: Wow, that is hard...
Chris: Yep, and even when you get it wet it stays this way.
Rebecca: Wow, you know, it kinda looks like a stick.
Chris: It's kinda too rounded out to be a stick.
*The zombie shakes at what he hears.*
Rebecca: Here, let me try something.
Chris: Hey wait, what are you doing... WOAH!
Rebecca: You see? Im pretty good at that.
Chris; Yeah, it's back to being limp, good job Rebecca, maybe next time I'll come to you if it's hard again.
*The zombie jumps out at them*
Zombie: YOU TWO ARE SICK!! *He sees the playdo.* Oh...
*Chris shoots him in the head.*  

[UmbraGallus]

i got on.

RE4 Leon: Tch. Weskers. guess after this there'll be one less Wesker to worry about....wait a minute. that's not the line.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Annette: Every G-Virus creature can create embryos. If the genetic makeup doesn't match, then the host will reject the virus. But since sherry is William's daughter... That possibility is nonexistant...

Later, Claire finds Sherry torn apart from the inside.

Claire: Looks like Annette's been ******** the milk man...  

[NotteRequiem]

Biohazard EXTREME

Annette: Every G-Virus creature can create embryos. If the genetic makeup doesn't match, then the host will reject the virus. But since sherry is William's daughter... That possibility is nonexistant...

Later, Claire finds Sherry torn apart from the inside.

Claire: Looks like Annette's been ******** the milk man...

rofl

You have no idea how badly I want to insert a Chicago reference to that...  

[BlurpleBliss-PermaBanned]

This is my little scenario, hope you like.

*Chris, Jill and Rebecca are chillin when a hoard of zombies come out of nowhere.*

*they start shooting*

Chris: We don't have enough amo!

Jill: Our lives are at stake we'll MAKE enough amo!

Chris: Jill, doesn't make sense

Jill: Well maybe after all the horrible events that have happened to me I'm a little emotionally scarred therefore, impairing my ability to think logically.

Chris: I understand, so much has happened sinse the Spencer Estate.. I took all Whesker's picturs off my wall *sob* I miss him so much!

*continues shooting*

Jill: I don't like working for the S.T.A.R.S anymore it's to scary.... *sobs with Chris*

Rebecca: Holy crap you guys!!

Chris and Jill: What?

Rebecca: I think that guy might be a ZOMBIE!!

All: *GASP*

The end