Drop Death

[Zephyr_Blue_Waffles]

I used it n i magically turn into a horse, n inhumane ppl ate me up. x_x

eek

I dropped a speck of dust. ninja  

[Crimsonhellite]

I start to sneeze violently and uncontrollably and then my eyes pop out my head

I drop a "Chirstian Woman With A Holier Than Thou Attitude"  

[roses are forever]

I catch her, hit her in the head with a bible and tell her to knock her S**t off and stop being obnoxious and send her on her way. She comes back and bible thumps me to death..


I drop a bible  

[Crimsonhellite]

I set it on fire with my handy Flamethrower, but forgot I was working on a vehicle and my pants ignite because of oil and I burn to a crisp.

I drop a Satanic Bible twisted  

[roses are forever]

I let it fall to the ground ignore it and walk away. I survive eek mrgreen

I drop a sign that says "no more religion talk please"  

[Crimsonhellite]

I grab it and purposely impale myself and die....^^^cheater razz

I drop a pair of bat wings  

[roses are forever]

Ohhhh Pretty!!!! I pick them up, attatch them to a head band and put it on. They come to life and tighten the headband, killing me.


I drop my stomachache  

[Crimsonhellite]

I dowse it with what I thought was Pepto Bismol but was actually a Rabid Badger who tore my face off...killing me....

blaugh

I drop my Power Bill of $200 for this month  

[roses are forever]

I pick up the bill, pay it for the next year , and put it in the mail box. Crossing the street to visit your neighbors, and get hit by a big-rig.

I drop myself  

[Crimsonhellite]

You fall on me making my head hit the concrete VERY hard and I die

I drop an eyeball  

[roses are forever]

Walking down the street I step on something, It squishes and I fall to the ground, hitting my head on a metal grate. I die. sad


I drop a tube of chapstick  

[Avzel]

I pick it up, excited because it is my favorite flavor which they discontinued, apply it and contract a fatal disease from germs on it.

I die in the hospital and from my lifeless hand drops a letter from the insurance company stating my life insurance was canceled*.





* Canceled is the American spelling, cancelled is British. Just thought I'd mention that. XP  

[Crimsonhellite]

Looking at the letter I get a paper cut which gets infected badly and I die.

I drop a fireball  

[roses are forever]

While trying to start a campfire for my friends and I, and having no success a fire ball falls from they sky, igniting the tinder I have, exploding into flames on my face, I die.


I drop a laptop  

[Crimsonhellite]

I take it and buy hand grenades and promptly blow myself up trying to use one

I drop a Giraffe