Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Zahzi]

Granted. TELL US, DAMMIT!!

I wish for more competence in our shittacular government!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But because they don't run off of money, companies hire assassins to kill the competent politicions and swiftly replace them with greedy bastards.

I wish I had clones who did all my work and nothing else. They don't get tired, lazy, hungry, needy, nothing. Just slaves to do my work.  

[Sielent]

Granted. They all get sick from some weird disease and die.

I wish all the guests in my house was gone.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. Now have a new bunch of house guests who are the worse than the previous batch.

I wish my body didn't hurt.  

[madametrixie]

Granted. You have CIP.

I wish for endless midterms.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. IT STILL SUCKS!

I wish for MONEY!!  

[Sielent]

Granted. Now the government takes it all.

I wish for automatic A's in class.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But you're A's were granted because someone hacked the system. The school finds out. You're expelled for cheating and are forever denied education from every school.

I wish to not be awkward.  

[Zahzi]

Granted, but you STILL DO IT!

I wish my dog would learn to shut the hell up when people are trying to sleep...  

[Sielent]

Granted. It just let's burglars into your house and didn't bark at the person as he took all your precious items.

I wish commercials weren't so dang loud!  

[madametrixie]

Granted. Instead, they use epilepsy inducing colors and flashing lights.

I wish I could get 'Gimme Gimme' out of my head.  

[Sielent]

Granted. You have no head.

I wish for a thousand rainbows!  

[madametrixie]

Granted. They come with a thousand disgruntled leprechauns who are all angry about their lost pots of gold.

I wish for more chocolate.  

[Sielent]

Granted, however it's fake chocolate.

I wish for peace.  

[madametrixie]

Granted. It's boring so you start a war for the fun of it.

I wish I knew how to edit pictures.