Corrupt a Wish 8D

[Rosilien]

Oh god i'm gonna feel so horrible...
Granted, but tey're both dead.

I wish i didn't have summer reading.  

[Apocalyptic Sunset]

Granted. But now you have it everyday for the other three seasons.

I wish my hair weren't so unmanagable.  

[xXAnimeXCrazyXx]

Granted N I wont have any Xcpts biggrin D No 1 likes unmanigable Hair biggrin

I wish i new how 2 swim! ~~~~~~ T^T ~~~~  

[Rosilien]

Granted, but you just got transferred to the middle of the Arabian desert. mrgreen

I wish people would stop cosplaying Vocaloids.  

[theexiledstripper]

Granted, but then your entire wardrobe is filled with nothing but those outfits.

I wish I had some vodka. C:

 

[X02WyvernLord]

Granted, but when you open the fridge an endless waterfall of vodka spills out. It fills you house and just before you drown, the vodka catches on fire. You die a slow, painful death...

I wish I could by like Calypso from Twisted Metal  

[Rosilien]

Granted, but you lose the ability to blink more than twice a day.

I wish I could cross my arms and cross your mind

(owl city lyrics) ;D  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but then Owl City comes to your house and personally attempts to beats you for using their lyrics. But then you realize that they can't beat you because they're all Christian and s**t so they send you to hell instead.

I wish blood didn't disturb me.  

[Rosilien]

Granted, but now you have a deathly fear of kitchen sinks.

I wish i had a muffin  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but it's not your muffin. The muffin police will be with you shortly.

I wish I had french fries.  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

Granted, but they are burnt to a crisp and fall to ashes as soon as you touch them. And even if you do try to eat them, nothing will cover up the horrible taste of burnt grease.

I wish I had the ability to transform into my RP characters...  

[Rosilien]

Granted, but now all your RP characters 58 year old ***** men with a gastrointestinal condition.

I wish my highlighter worked  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

(That's so not cool! crying )

You highlighter works, but soon explodes as soon as you put the cap back on, and leaves you and your room, and everything in it, a bright, permanent shade of what ever color you are using.

I have no wish...
My last one broke my heart too much...  

[Vamp C]

Sounds like you wish your heart wasn't broken, so granted, but...oh hell I can't think of a way to corrupt that.

I wish that The Rev was alive again.  

[oxX-Ghost-Xxo]

granted but he ends up being a zombe and eating your face

i wish people treated me beter at school....wish thay didint hurt me...