Corrupt a Wish

[emo coon]

granted,though night comes earlier as well meaning less day time for you to be awake and get stuff done,meaning you get paid(if you have a job) less money and go into bankrupcy(sp?) and become a hobo asking ppl for change in a corner of an alleyway


i wish i had the same power as wolverine >.> <.<  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted, but this happens. (Blood warning.)

I wish I hadn't just bit my lip.  

[The Corrupted Renamon]

Granted but ten you wouldn't have a lip piercing.

I wish I could fly.

 

[emo coon]

granted,though you're always flying and can never get down and you keep going higher and higher till you go into outer space and die from no oxygen razz


i wish that i had angel wings ^^  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted but they come out in a spray of pain and blood, then get stuck in a meat grinder.

I wish my life made sence.  

[emo coon]

granted,though now you stop being a fur O_O *runs from the human* >.>


i wish that anthros were real  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted but you get eaten by a pack of ferals

I wish that there was nothing wrong with my body, or mind.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, you are hooked up to the matrix and all it does is reenact old Barny episodes.

I wish I had the energy to get out earlier.  

[emo coon]

granted,though the energy goes out fast and while your out you pass out in a street

i wish i was just a tad skinnier  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but then you get really fat hands.

I wish I had a view of the mountains from my condo.  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, you now have a front row seat to the avalanche coming right at you.

I wish I hadn't burned myself making lunch.  

[00Shoe]

Granted instead you burned your lunch so it wasn't edible.

I wish it wasn't so boring today.  

[emo coon]

granted,you have so much fun that you splode razz


i wish that ben (my room mate) wasn't such an A-Hole  

[Kitt_Beesley]

hes not an a-hole hes now the entire a
i wish i could shape shift  

[emo coon]

granted,though you can't control what you shape shift into and you tirn into a giant blob and stay that way lol


i kinda wish that i was a fem,but at the same time i don't >.>