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"-and I'll go pick up some two-percent milk on the way back, so we can make that smoothie recipe I've been meaning to try." Not-quite Caelius finished, one hand still wrapped around not-quite H's as the two continued to small talk about what to do tomorrow before heading down to the beach for a bit. "Oh hi James, what can I do for- " He chuckled and ruffled Deryk's hair - "My god, you're just so into your role today aren't you? That's so cute, you know, Marci wears your outfit everywhere, she's taken to calling herself 'Assassin Bond' in the bath, I blame this entirely on you."

And then Deryk was assaulted with iphone pictures of a little girl in pigtails wearing a very girly version of the trainee's Hunter coat. "If you mean the story for season four, Harold, has the full script. You might want to ask him, I didn't read all of it yet, I only skimmed a few parts. Lots of action, some angst, some romance, same old, I guess. I'd talk to him if you're interested in actual scripting, honey."

He pointed right at the director, who was currently tearing at his hair, working with the film crew to salvage the remains of the horrible acting.

As soon as break was called, Robert whistled hard and motioned for Petra to come on over. He could hear the whispers just as well as Leon could - and he hoped to God his partner in Life didn't ******** care that they were causing a scandal in this alternate world. Because if they were stuck here, and he was still confident they were stuck here, then..

Things were about to get much more scandalous, for them.

Deryk was baffled to have his hair ruffled by Caelius. Or rather... this guy who happened to look and sound a lot like Caelius. With a rather nervous grin, he soon looked a little confused as he brought up the apparent Daughter. Oh. Well. That sounded kind of cute actually.

And sure enough, he found himself looking at many pics of the girl in question.

"Hehe.. very cute sir," he said a little sheepishly before looking over at the director when he had been pointed out. Oh. Ok then. He was about to go, but stopped at being called honey.

This was just bizarre. But.. not necessarily a bad thing.

"Oh sure thing. Thanks," he smiled before making his way to the director... also cautious. Name. Name. Right. Harold. Taking in a deep breath, he tried to calm himself down.

"Hey. Uh. Harold. Sir? Director Harold?" he started, not entirely certain what to call the guy. He had never had to work with a director and all, "If... if you don't mind. Could I get a look at the script? It uh.. might help with this whole. Acting? Thing? yes?"

As he spoke, his voice got a little meeker. But.. he couldn't be much worse than dealing with the real Cael right?

He hoped he wouldn't be on the receiving end of director's wrath. Because damn this guy was seething right about now.

Melvin curled away from her in disgust as she belched. This settled into a frown when she said she felt napkins were lower on the pole than sleeves, and he looked at the state of her clothes. Seeing as everyone else was doing it, he gently raised a hand to wave someone over. "She is going to need a new uniform. Her sleeves are stained." The woman looked to Hazel and rolled her eyes with a dramatic sigh to boot. It seemed this was common, and she walked off. He was just glad he didn't have to say what her name was as he had no idea who anyone else was.

Looking back to the girl, his lips only continued to purse into a thin line of displeasure. "Your parents should have taught you better." He informed her, before he took her hand and put the napkins in them. "You do not use your clothes as napkins. If someone went through all the trouble to think, manufacture, and then stock this place with napkins, you should use them. Keep your clothes clean, and don't scarf your food. Next time someone might not be around to give you some water, then your parents will be very worried to hear you choked on a pastry. It is not good for your digestion either. Dogs scarf their food. Be a lady your parents raised you to be." Whoever raised her to act, should have also raised her to know manners and hygiene. Some parents shouldn't raise children.

Not wanting to be around when she belched again, he turned and headed to the refreshment table in order to find something vacuum sealed.

Leon already saw the texts tha were being sent to his phone, luke's phone.


The phone that was in his friggin pocket.

all highlighting the sudden scandal on set.


Sources say long time partners Bubba and Luke, otherwise known as TiH characters; the always foolish but beefy Robert and athletic enthusiast Leon, they have been keeping apart pretty far on the set for their new season. that one Taylor might be moving in close on a suddenly not flamboyant Beau........

Candace couldn't give a s**t about the show, really. She was too busy staring intently at H and Caelius. Mostly H. And the way H held Caelius' hand. Or, well, the way the man pretending to be H gushed and cooed and..looked...lovey dovey. She had to force herself to look away, ruffling her hair with a frustrated groan and putting distance between herself and the two men before she did or said something stupid like everyone else.

"Though ah do declare..."

What...

"...a restrainin' order on ya character.."

The fuuuuuuck?

With wide eyes, Candace slowly turned and watched Rep. Rep. Scottish Rep. Very ******** Scottish Rep.

He was doing a Southern accent.

Oh. My. God.

Candace doubled over with abrupt laughter without even a slight attempt to try and hold it in. Oh god! Oh god, why! Why, Rep?! AHAHAHA!

The laughter got his attention, Candace it seemed was having too much fun at Rep's expense, though he had to agree. That laugh was just plain terrible and funny. He just couldn't find it in himself to laugh at the whole thing. He was a little confused at the whole going from 'killing giant worms' to being on a tv set about a show where he had just 'killed a giant worm'.

So he moved towards the Mist Hunter hand stuffed in his pockets.

"I'd uh... laugh with you but ummm... Candace do missions always go this weird and why can't I hear Sylvia in my head?"

Never mind the girl he was talking to was actually known AS Sylvia...

((OOC:
Name: Andrew James
Background: A very, very, subpar actor brought onto This Is Halloween through strings pulled by Tamara Yates an old friend who knew the background extra was trying to make a bigger name for himself. Usually very calm and stoic, tends to read his lines with no emotion what so ever hence needing help to get on the show ))