Things the characters would never say.

[Ghilani Surana]

((Wow, did not see that coming...))
Colin(still in his Rex disguise): Fair warning, dear fans; my friends Wayne, Ryan, and Drew(wait, why's Drew a friend?!) are in disguise around here too... ninja So be on your guard. And no, I can't do a hoedown or a film noir scene without my gang. sad
Haga(a disguise): Hey guys, What's up? I was watching some reruns of the Drew Carey Show last night. They were great. smile  

[JuokasKurvas]

Rex: OMG, WAYNE IS HERE TOO?!? I like him even more than Ryan!!! Uhh, which I guess means you are third Colin, but that's like good right? I mean I like you WAY more than Drew...and Greg. Are Greg and Drew related? I kinda always thought they were...*rambles on incoherently*

Isis: Like haha, the fake Haga is obviously Drew, he's the only one who ever liked that crappy show.

Espa (in disguise): *puts on a silly hat and just sits there for awhile*...*finally speaking*: Watch the Drew Carey Show Wednesdays at 9. Wait... there's more. Give the tall guy more lines.  

[Ghilani Surana]

Haga(drew): OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!? eek
((hey, you stole my idea!!! I wanted to make espa in disguise...ah well))
*in walks a person with a not-so-good Mako(Meiko?) disguise*
Fake fish guy with a south park imitation: I see dead celebrities. OMG IT'S BILLY MAYS!!!!=D
Malik: Hey Espa, can you do a good Carol Channing impression?
Bakura: and in just two easy steps I can come over there and kick you in the f****n balls!! twisted
Mariku: Yeah, Greg and Drew just might be related...
Bakura: hey, I wonder if my Hikari's gonna show up and spoil our fun again...I hope not... ninja  

[JuokasKurvas]

((Haha, sorry, I wanted to be one, and yea obviously if you have Haga and Rex you gotta have an Espa!))

Rex: Wait...where's Wayne? There was supposed to be a Wayne here!

*random African American Keith*: *dances*

Rex: Yay!

Keith Howard: HEY! That is not how I dance...in Canada!

Rex: Ya know Greg and Drew do look related...

Keith Howard: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Ryou: Oh my freaking God this is getting TOO ridiculous. Screw you all, I'm going home!

*Ryou signed off*

Isis: Ryou...signed off? Wait...like...this is...a chatroom?!?  

[Ghilani Surana]

((you know I had Maiko(however the F*** it's spelled) do a soth park imitation, right?))
Bakura: and there he goes...
Mako: right on cue...
Whose line folk: Sorry guys, we have to go.
Wayne Keith: Gotta go make deals in Vegas.
(real) espa: damn...  

[JuokasKurvas]

((Yea, that's why I had Ryou do a South Park reference too.))

Rex: Aww bye Whose Line Guys! Although it'll be way less confusing without ya all.

Isis: Why is nobody, like, addressing the fact that this is a chat room?

*Ryou signed on*

Ryou: Well if those bitches are leaving I suppose I can chill here longer.  

[Ghilani Surana]

((Ohhhhh...sorry, I've only seen a few episodes. playing ninja behind mom+dad's backs They don't like South Park.))
*Yugi signs on, Atemu signs on*
Yugi: Ryou, WHAT THE ******** IS UP YOUR a**?!?! YOU'RE THROWING EVERYONE OFF FRIGGIN' BALANCE YOU DUMB SONOVAWHORE!!!!! scream ((probably shouldn't have said it. Will this get me in trouble?))
Atemu: Though it's not hard to confuse Ishizu...
*jounochi signs on*
Jounochi: hey, anyone seen kaiba? I miss him...  

[JuokasKurvas]

((Yea my parents didn't really like it either, though by the time I was in HS they'd given up trying to screen what I watched. Anyhow one of my favorite quotes is Cartman saying "Screw you guys, I'm going home...screw you guys, home." And he makes some hand gestures and storms off. Throughout the show after the first time he periodically will say the screw you guys I'm going home line again.

Trouble? I know of no such thing. xd ))

Ryou: ******** OFF YUUGI, JUST ******** THE HELL OFF! Nothing is up my arse, I'm the friggin seme!

Isis: Like hey, that's so mean. I'm totally not easily confused. Wait, what are we talking about again?

Seto: Jou love! I got lost in a meadow of flowers, I'm back now! I brought you daises!!!  

[Ghilani Surana]

((lol, yayness Kaiba's back! I've only seen the episodes with the dead celebrities and a bit with Butter's 1st kiss.))

Yami: well that's boring..
Yugi: try being uke for a bit, makes for a nice change of pace.
Joey: Kaiba-kun!! xd I missed you!! crying
Mokuba: Kaiba and Joey, sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g!! xd
*runs away before the song is finished*  

[JuokasKurvas]

((Ahh you should watch more, those aren't even very good episodes. Though there are decidedly worse ones out there.))

Ryou: Oh what, Yu - f*ing never went through puberty - ugi is the uke? Who didn't see THAT s**t coming, Jesus Christ!

Seto: Oh my gosh Mokuba, language! That is very very naughty!!! You know Ryou, this is your fault! You are a bad influence on my poor sweet innocent baby brother.

Ryou: Hmph, innocent. He wasn't very innocent last night. wink

Seto: eek *enters cardiac arrest*  

[Ghilani Surana]

*enter Akefia Bakura*
Akefia: *pulls out gun, shoots Ryou* hi, I'm akefia, nice to meet you.*waves*
Mokuba: OMFG ANIKI?!?!?! eek Someone help him!!!!
Akefia: sure, I'll help.*pulls out med stuff, saves Kaiba*  

[JuokasKurvas]

((Originally I didn't go reread my post, so I was very confused. I was like, why is Seto being resuscitated, Ryou was the one who was shot.))

Ryou: Is tha' all ya got? It'll tak mor 'en a few meas-ly bull-ets ta put me down. *slurred speech, staggering with blood spluttering out everywhere.

Seto: *recovered* Oh my gosh, what just happened?

Rex: Ryou was just detailing the sexy way he made sweet sweet love to pretty little Mokkie last night. Oh wait, he wasn't, but I was watching in the bushes so I know. Your brother is a fine piece of Tail Seto, no boobies ya know, I hate boobies. ((I thought the perversion was almost too in character, so had to throw something in to make it out, everyone knows Rex loves boobies! xd ))

Seto: *has another heart attack*  

[Ghilani Surana]

Akefia:*saves Kaiba again*
Atemu: *Pours vodka all over Ryou, then lights him on fire, while tied to a hell wheel* That was a good Idea, Akefia, nice work!*gives thumbs up*
Haga: *pimp-slaps Rex* WTF did you do that for?!?!?! He's a rich person, he'll sue your poor little a** off then you'll have to sell the family jewels to pay for more than your debt to me!!! scream
Shadi: WTF? neutral  

[JuokasKurvas]

Rex: SHUT UP HAGA! He's in like shock yo, don't alert him and he won't do s**t to me. And wait I still have to pay that? Aww come on Haga you know I never have money. Come on, I'll do whatever you want to pay it off, just name something else.

Ryou: PSbshhHbbt *sound barely admits from a charred throat, over bloodied, nigh vanished lips* srsly? Tha nottin bich! I *stumbles and falls over, from the ground:* I stil heer! *speaks only unintelligible nonsense from this point further*

Seto: Jou darling, can we go home pretty please? I am feeling quite peculiar.  

[Ghilani Surana]

Jonouchi: Of course honey, you're looking a bit pale too. Let's go home and I'll make you whatever you want! heart
*Kaiba and Jonouchi leave*
*shadi steps on Ryou*
Shadi: Yo, wassup? Malik ain't really an Ishtar Yo! He's from a totally different family that ain't egyptian. The hospital goofed up when he was a baby!=D
Haga:#?*!*busy swearing at Rex*((hehe, there's a song titled #?*! here. It's awesome!))