You Know You've Played RE Too Much When...

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

I wish I could do that....

You wire your bathroom to open up whenever you play the moonlight sonata  

[Byouma Neko]

When you pick your degree in microbiology because you hope to make some kind of super virus.

When you have mixed together "samples" of the viruses exact colours. (It took longer than you'd think to get the shades right)  

[Pyrojunk]

When you inject yourself with blue liquid and wait an hour. Then with green.

Move to Africa to look for insane people.

When you join the police and do training and a week later attempt training only using a knife.

You think if you defeat a powerful person (that looks creepy, wears a blue trench coat, and has an obbsetion with the word STARS) and excpect to get free clothes at the closest boutique.

Yell "STOP!!!" when people attack you so you can open your backpack and take out more ammo or change your weapon.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

You know you play too much Resident Evil when your gun rack... Has a gun rack on it... No wait...  

[DJ D1ZZY]

-All you ever think about is zombie outbreaks.

-Every time you pass a gun store, you start thinking about stocking up on ammunition.

-You keep herbs with you wherever you go.

-You hate german shepards.

-You watch the news all the time lookin' out for a virus outbreak.

-You cringe every time you see an umbrella.

-You always stay away from mansions.

-You never enter a hospital.

-All your emergency escape routes lead to the police department.

-You think there's a giant monster waiting to eat you in every lake.

-You're not too fond of crows.

-You want to change your last name to Redfield.

-You're closet it packed full of first aid sprays.

-You think your brother is a zombie.  

[NotteRequiem]

-When you've spent countless hours coming up with clever traps that involve symbolism, forms of torture, and skeleton keys.

-When you re-record Alexia's lullabye because whoever sang it is tone-deaf. ninja  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

-You call people 'Reckless and stupid' when they don't do what you want.

-You have a treasure chest in your room with a typewriter nearby.

-You actually save your progress in life.

-You challenge people to boss fights because they make fun of Infinite rocket launchers.

-Your online name is Biohazard EXTREME

-You take the time to make Avi's that look like RE characters.

-You are the gaian Chris Redfield

-You dislike Resident evil 4.

-You made this guild.

...

-You are me, who took the time to rant about others in the guild, and probably have played RE3 about a million times for the sake of blowing Nemesis up with a rocket launcher.  

[Kobo-chan]

LOL @Fox!

-When you've seen and made parody movies of it

-You light up whenever you hear someone's name from the RE cast  

[NotteRequiem]

haha, oh Fox... you just catapulted yourself up in my list of people that make me giggle.

That was cute xd

-When you look for a secret enterance whenever someone plays the first page of the Moonlight Sonata.

-You've put words to various RE tunes  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

The Great Enigma

-All you ever think about is zombie outbreaks.

-Every time you pass a gun store, you start thinking about stocking up on ammunition.

-You keep herbs with you wherever you go.

-You hate german shepards.

-You watch the news all the time lookin' out for a virus outbreak.

-You cringe every time you see an umbrella.

-You always stay away from mansions.

-You never enter a hospital.

-All your emergency escape routes lead to the police department.

-You think there's a giant monster waiting to eat you in every lake.

-You're not too fond of crows.

-You want to change your last name to Redfield.

-You're closet it packed full of first aid sprays.

-You think your brother is a zombie.

Why would you hate German shepherds?  

[The Perfect situation]

Kaworu__Nagisa

The Great Enigma

-All you ever think about is zombie outbreaks.

-Every time you pass a gun store, you start thinking about stocking up on ammunition.

-You keep herbs with you wherever you go.

-You hate german shepards.

-You watch the news all the time lookin' out for a virus outbreak.

-You cringe every time you see an umbrella.

-You always stay away from mansions.

-You never enter a hospital.

-All your emergency escape routes lead to the police department.

-You think there's a giant monster waiting to eat you in every lake.

-You're not too fond of crows.

-You want to change your last name to Redfield.

-You're closet it packed full of first aid sprays.

-You think your brother is a zombie.

Why would you hate German shepherds?

Probably refering to Cerberus....?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Those would be Dobermans, not German Shepherds.

Doberman:




German Shepherd:


More German Shepherd. How could you possibly hate this!?

 

[NotteRequiem]

... I think I just exploded from the cuteness...  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

-Whenever you can't beat a part in RE, you turn to a certain wesker look-a-like we all know.

-You've requested several different Avi's of RE characters.

-You own a trench coat that hides a rocket launcher or potato launcher inside of it.

-You take Biohazard to the EXTREME!!!

-Whenever you hear Jill yell at someone, you think 'Wow... what a b***h."

-You change your real name to Chris, Leon, Claire, Jill, Carlos, or any other living character.

-You've recently shot someone on the internet with a magnum while yelling out a goofy quip about wanting S.T.A.R.S.  

[Canas Renvall]

When you're forced to take piano lessons and beg the instructor to teach you "Moonlight Sonata".