Xemnas: Organization court is now in session. Bring forth the defendant.
*Two Dusks enter, dragging Axel between them*
Axel: uh.. Hi, your Honor...
Xemnas: Bring forth the plantiffs.
*Rest of Organization XIII enters, with singed hair and charred coats. Marluxia is carrying a piles of ashes in a flowerpot, crying. Almost all of Larxene's hair is gone. The only person not burned in some way is Demyx. Everyone glares daggers at Axel.*
Xemnas: Plantiffs, present your case.
*Everyone begins shouting at Axel. Xemnas grabs Lexaus's tomahawk and slams it against the booth, smashing it*
Xemnas: ORDER! ORDER! *everyone shuts up.* Xigbar, state the case.
Xigbar: Your Honor, do you recall the mission you gave us to the Land of Dragons?
Xemnas: Of course i do, idi... whatever. Continue.
Xigbar: Well, we were sneaking into the Imperial palace when Axel... well, he passed gas. And you know what happens when he does that...
Zexion: And as he did this, he was standing right behind a large box of fireworks... *shudders*
*Xemnas pretends to wince in sympathy*
Saix: *almost beserk* AXXXXXELLLLLL.....
Xemnas: THERE WILL BE NO BESERKING IN MY COURTROOM, SAIX!
Roxas: Axel's innocent. He didn't meant to do it-
Larxene: So? LOOK WHAT HE DID TO MY HAIR!
Xaldin: So, not only are you a b***h, you're a bald one too! *takes a throwing knife to the throat and dies*
Xemnas: ORDER!
Marluxia: Axel's a mean man! Look what he did to My Precious...waaaaaaaah! *sobs uncontrollably into flowerpot*
Demyx: What's the big deal? It was only a little fire?
Vexen: Speak for yourself! You were safe and sound behind your water shield while the rest of us get our asses cooked well done!
*Plaintiffs begin fighting*
Xemnas: *slams Lexaeus' tomahawk onto the remains of the judge's booth*
WE WILL HAVE ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone shuts up*
Xemnas: Axel, anything to say in your defense?
Axel: uh... hehe, guess i shouldn't have eaten that burrito before the mission...
*dead silence*
Xemnas: The defendant is found guilty of 11... *looks at Demyx* no, ten charges of arson. As his punishment, he is exiled for three days to... Atlantica!
Axel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*everyone but Axel smiles with revenge*
Five days later:
Axel: heeheehee...heeheehee...
Xemnas: How is he?
Vexen: Still not good. No response whatsoever, except to the phrase *speaks loudly* UNDER DA SEA!
Axel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
El Fin (The End)
Lexaeus: Can i have my tomahawk back?
Xemnas: No.