the corupt wish game

[xX_Marth_Lowell_Xx]

emoness_randomness

granted, yuor immune to crushes...till you get too many...and they all fall for you...and you get so confused....your brain explodes...

I wish i didnt have a big mouth and no-one found out about today, ever.

granted, but your mouth dissapears!
i wish i had a new studed belt
<3

 

[Iru Mistwalker]

Granted but the studs are made of lead and you get lead posioning
I wish i had and infanite amount of money.  

[xX_Marth_Lowell_Xx]

Apocalypse_War

Granted but the studs are made of lead and you get lead posioning
I wish i had and infanite amount of money.

granted, but then your chimney overflows with money, and your house becomes like a pool of money, and u end up drowning in it.
i wish i had a milkshake right now...
<3

 

[Orlyescence]

but you choke on it. I wish I was a member ( but didn't have to pay for it) on Runescape .  

[xX_Marth_Lowell_Xx]

Phosphorlyescence

but you choke on it. I wish I was a member ( but didn't have to pay for it) on Runescape .

granted, but then they send u over a billion e-mails telling u to advertise their website on other public sites and u start to hate it.
i wish i had a new kitten.
<3

 

[Killer Aeroplane]

Wait.. Am I on
Granted...You get youre kitty. But Its has rabies
and it attacks you and you die at the hospital
due to medical complications
I wish... That I knew what to wish for?  

[Zellian]

Granted but then a million thoughts pop into your head that your brain implodes.

I wish I knew where to start this relationship.

 

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

Granted...now you want it to stop cause its so bad.

I wish i didnt exist...ever.  

[Zellian]

Granted but you get to see everyone else you know living such great lives.

I wish I wasn't so self concious.

 

[Jamie Of Spades]

granted but then you become a slob and funny haird!

i wish i was a little smarter and better a spelling  

[xXxdevils little girlxXx]

granted but then they send you to einstein school and youi fail miserably

i wish i could go and sleep in more  

[rikaLeshay]

Granted you never wake up.

i wish i could get ____ out of my head  

[xXxdevils little girlxXx]

granted but then you miss ____ not being there

i wish i was asleep  

[Gambino Statue]

Granted, but during your sleep flesh eating demon babies eat your spleen.

I wish life was Harry Potter.  

[Iru Mistwalker]

xLIZA

Granted, but during your sleep flesh eating demon babies eat your spleen.

I wish life was Harry Potter.

Granted but some one puts a curse on you and you die a painful death.
I wish that could become invisable