Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted except Todo steals it from you.
I wish for people to have mute switches.  

[paulatcha]

Granted. But their actions become agressive.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

You didn't make a wish..
I wish for the top three religions of the world to come crumbling down.  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then people all over the world worship Satan instead, and inevitably bring about the Apocalypse.

I want the War on Terror to end.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but our dear Mr. Bush starts a "War on Minielf" and hunts you down. twisted

I wish to be batman.  

[wiim]

Granted. You are now Batman, except you lack the funding of Bruce Waynea and you don't know how to fight crime. ....Big trouble for you. stare


I wish John F. Kennedy was not assassinated.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then he died in pain of the crippling back disease that he had.

I wish for a happy new year.  

[Cat-Whiskers]

Granted. The actual cause of his death was because he choked on a chicken bone, now all Americans are ashamed of their incompetent president. (I'm not sure if that's really a bad thing though... confused )

I wish the moon was made of cheese  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

razz Beat you to it.

Granted, but then a giant mouse eats the moon and then there's no moon left.. *sob

I wish for a puppy of my very own.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but it turns out to be a wolf cub so it eats you I freak out, run to our house and steals it. (Yesh, I luff wolves.)
I wish I weren't so lazy and finished the orders already.  

[Syeori]

Granted, but you get everyones orders wrong and mixed up and everyone has a go at you... sad


I wish i could get an A or above for my GCSE's and my A levels. confused

 

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

surprised You live in the UK too? I never knew. My friend just got SIX As at A-level.. confused

Granted, but then you fail the university interview and they refuse you a place..

I wish for a star to be named after me.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but the star explodes after becoming a super gaint and eventrally turns into a black hole.
I wish for a manor on a rich street.
 

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. 2 days later, you realize that it is haunted. Boo~

I wish for a nice diamond ring that fits my finger. whee  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted but then you ended up dropping it down a drain.

I wish for my neighbors' houses to burn down! xd twisted