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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:04 pm
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What if my bones were in a museum, where aliens paid good money to see 'em. And what if they put me together all wrong, sticking bones on to bones where the didn't belong!?
Imagine phalanges, pelvis, and spine welded to mandibles that once had been mine! With each misassemblage, the error compounded the aliens would draw back in terror, astounded.
Their textbooks would show me in grim illustration, the most hideous thing ever seen in creation! The museum would commission a model in plaster, OF ME, to be called, "Evolution's disaster"!
And paleantologists there would debate, dozens of theories to help postulate, how man had survived millions of years with teeth covered arms growing out of his ears! Oh, I hope im never in such manner displayed, no matter HOW much to see me the aliens paid.
- Bill Watterson.
Huray for unwarented poems!
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:19 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:24 am
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