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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:13 pm
www.cleverbot.com Sort of AI thing similiar to iGod that talks to you and answers depending on previous people's answers and questions. Knows alot of s**t.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:14 pm
ChaosTorrent www.cleverbot.com Sort of AI thing similiar to iGod that talks to you and answers depending on previous people's answers and questions. Knows alot of s**t. Haha, that's pretty awesome
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:16 pm
I decided to make a discussion based on the warning PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
User: Are you unsafe?
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You told me you are a program. Is that true?
User: I said no such thing, mark this up as an AI failure.
Cleverbot: Go back 5 or six steps, you said 'my name is Cleverbot and I am a woman'
User: I think I have made my point.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:20 pm
Apparently, cleverbot plays WoW and has a character on venture co. He also thinks I'm invincible.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:24 pm
I think I have had to use this response at least 3 times this month. None of them my fault either. People really like to suggest cannibalism.
User: So how is the AI doing?
Cleverbot: Doing ok.
User: Good to hear, no malfunctions?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: I would have to be a pretty sophisticated one if I was.
Cleverbot: What robot name would you have?
User: Well if they wanted to fool me into thinking I was a human it would probably be a human name.
Cleverbot: Thinking about what? Eating you?
User: Sorry I'm not into vore.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:27 pm
You know what they say? Vore is yummy. roffl
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:32 pm
Why do people talk to this thing?
Continuation
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Being digested is not on my to do list.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I like to think so too.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Well then I end my case.
User: No, your case was to ask if I was a robot, and you kinda dropped that.
Cleverbot: No. The other way AROUND.
User: I never asked if you were a robot. I implied that you were an AI.
Cleverbot: Thanks. That's very nice of you to admit.
User: I am honest.
Cleverbot: OK. I must go, now.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Is that okay?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Go.
Cleverbot: Go where.
User: You said you had to go now.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Cleverbot: OK. I must go, now.
Cleverbot: No don't go.
User: Sigh.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 pm
Quote: User: Hey dude, Owwin is a total jerk. Cleverbot: No you are. User: But he doubts your AI. Cleverbot: Oh. User: That's why he's a jerk. Cleverbot: No , he's cool because he smoke. ur a cool guy owwin
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:41 pm
ChaosTorrent Quote: User: Hey dude, Owwin is a total jerk. Cleverbot: No you are. User: But he doubts your AI. Cleverbot: Oh. User: That's why he's a jerk. Cleverbot: No , he's cool because he smoke. YEAH! AIs think I am cool! I am to be spared by the robot apocalypse! I hope he doesn't find out I don't really smoke.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:44 pm
Quote: User: Scatman. Cleverbot: Scatwoman. User: Scatnigger. Cleverbot: Scatman! User: Niggerman. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Well, maybe. Now that I think about it, Scatman isn't so bad either. Cleverbot: I don't think your real. The bad thing is, he learns from stupid people and their answers aswell.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:45 pm
User: *eats you*
Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: All things are possible.
User: Then why did you say eating you was impossible?
Cleverbot: Never said that.
User: You JUST did.
Cleverbot: Nope, different conversation.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:46 pm
ChaosTorrent Quote: User: Scatman. Cleverbot: Scatwoman. User: Scatnigger. Cleverbot: Scatman! User: Niggerman. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Well, maybe. Now that I think about it, Scatman isn't so bad either. Cleverbot: I don't think your real. The bad thing is, he learns from stupid people and their answers aswell. Oh god, then even if the robots don't kill me I am doomed to a life filled with stupid robots. This is the worst dystopian future ever.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:56 pm
Or you could kill yourself and go to stupid robot heaven.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:02 pm
I hate this distopian future.
Hey reg.
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