Make a resident evil wish and have it HORRIBLY corrupted!!

[Canas Renvall]

AngelaAshford

How the hell would that make a Phoenix Wright story? burning_eyes

Just using Capcom's thought processes on how to make a story now. Did I make my point? biggrin

Granted, but Alice is still a clone. Of Leon.

I wish The Darkside Chronicles had RE1.5 as an extra.  

[King of Paradise]

Granted, but your Wii can't read any of the discs, which, for whatever reasons, causes it to esplodeded.

I wish it was possible to kill the Steve Burnside monster in CV.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but then he just comes back in RE5 as Wesker's sex slave. Yes, I went there.

I wish I was a mindless puppet who actually likes the storyline of RE5. Let's see you corrupt that.  

[MadamTarantula]

Granted, you start to like it so much you completely center your life around it. It starts with shitty fan fiction and then it gets worse. You start to believe you're actually Wesker, and legally change your name. You start wearing lion tamer clothes 24/7, and you endlessly brag about how you betrayed your comrades and how you kicked your rival and his sister's a**. You tell people the games are autobiographies of your life. Your family and friends can't take it anymore and abandon you.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ouch... You went as far as to compare the original, awesome Wesker to the ever horrible RE5 Wesker... You ruined it for me, even partially in real life. gonk I was asking for it.

What's your wish?  

[MadamTarantula]

I couldn't think of anything. I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood to do this at the moment.  

[YinYangSpider]

AngelaAshford

I couldn't think of anything. I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood to do this at the moment.

No wish? Huh...Granted. But you'll have sleepless nights thinking about not being able to give a wish in this thread to the point that you think your Bludeau Plush is a zombie & you try to kill before being sent to the looney bin.

I wish they made RE:Outbreak Flie 3 for the PS3.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

YinYangSpider

AngelaAshford

I couldn't think of anything. I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood to do this at the moment.

No wish? Huh...Granted. But you'll have sleepless nights thinking about not being able to give a wish in this thread to the point that you think your Bludeau Plush is a zombie & you try to kill before being sent to the looney bin.

I wish they made RE:Outbreak Flie 3 for the PS3.

Granted.

I ain't corrupting that! Someone else do it.  

[MadamTarantula]

Granted, but it has nothing to do with the characters from the first two. It's about two Hunters in the middle of a chess match moments before Raccoon City is blown up.

I wish all the Resident Evil characters were available to download for Garry's Mod.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

AngelaAshford

Granted, but it has nothing to do with the characters from the first two. It's about two Hunters in the middle of a chess match moments before Raccoon City is blown up.

I wish all the Resident Evil characters were available to download for Garry's Mod.

Granted, but they look nothing like the real deal.

I wish more people appreciated RE5  

[YinYangSpider]

Granted, but the supporters are going to made everyone appreciated RE5 & if people don't want to, the supporters are going to rip their liver out & eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti right in front of them.

I wish a RE game that's part of the main storyline is set in Japan.  

[Vankala]

Granted but it has giants robots, ninjas, and excessive groping.

I wish they would bring back Claire in another RE game.  

[Canas Renvall]

Granted, it takes place in the ever-exotic fictional Djarbinahadi, India. I need not explain further. xd

I wish Leon would get scrubbed from the face of the earth (moviegoers know what I'm talking about).  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Canas Renvall

Granted, it takes place in the ever-exotic fictional Djarbinahadi, India. I need not explain further. xd

I wish Leon would get scrubbed from the face of the earth (moviegoers know what I'm talking about).

Granted. The Virus scrubs off Leon and infects you.

I wish RE5 didn't have an Xbox 360 port.  

[Canas Renvall]

Granted. Fanboy revolution. Millions of "HARDKOAR" fans are pissed and storm Sony HQ.

You Are Dead.

I wish there were more characters in RE5 Mercs instead of just four and multiple costumes with different weapon sets.