Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Alkaizer87]

Alice: Grow up and stop acting like a little kid!
Tyrant: But I don't like growing up.
Alice: Ok, give me one reason why you shouldn't.
Tyrant: heart I don't wanna grow up I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid. There's a million toys that I can play with. From bikes and planes to Resdient Evil Games. I just wanna be a Toys 'R' Us kid. heart
*Alice's head explodes.*

((By the way, I think song is cool since the "Resident Evil Games" part actually does rhyme.))  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Alice: Grow up and stop acting like a little kid!
Monster: You're the whiny b***h who keeps acting immature. 'Oh, look at me, I'm Alice, I have psychic powers, but Umbrella wants to control me, so I'll go out and cut a bunch of zombie's heads open, oh boo hoo!'  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Wow... sorry I left you all hanging... I had been meaning to check up on everything, but I've been excessively LAZY.

Anyways, here's my entry into the new contest up:

Alice: Grow up and stop acting like a little kid!
Isaac: I can grow those things out of my mouth too! I just don't 'cause I don't like how they taste!  

[I am on drugs right now]

Alice: Grow up and stop acting like a little kid!
Isaac: Thats what she said.  

[King of Paradise]

Uh oh...Bio, at least come back to pick the winner of this round! Don't leave us hanging!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Please Bio! No! Don't Go!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

To be honest I wasn't very impressed with any of them. But I'll give the win to Celestial Fox Frenzy just because the post above is a RE1 reference... That IS what you were referencing, right?  

[wardigiman]

Alice: Grow up and stop acting like a little kid!
Tyrant: Yeah, THIS little kid is bio-modified human with awesome powers that will rule the world comanding Umbrella Inc.!!
Alice: You Culd be a crazy bio modified human but.. but... ¿What's my line? Oh Yeah, sure... <> i can burn like a millon crowes with fire!!!!
Tyrant: Yeah, but there is no fire
Alice: O_o

I know you had decided but after losing 1:30 hours of my life readin ALL this thread I wanted to post something 3nodding  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Biohazard EXTREME

To be honest I wasn't very impressed with any of them. But I'll give the win to Celestial Fox Frenzy just because the post above is a RE1 reference... That IS what you were referencing, right?

Yes, it is a Resident Evil One reference.

Ok, lemme go find a good picture


Chris: All I have is my knife...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Chris: All I have is my knife... I'll point it to my own wrist and threaten to cut myself, to get attention!

Zombie starts shuffling toward Chris.

Chris: It worked!  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Chris: All I have is my knife... and BALLS of STEEL!!!
*Zombie starts shuffling*
Chris: Eat s**t and die!  

[wardigiman]

Chris: All I have is my knife... TAKE IT BUT DON'T KILL ME!!! xp  

[King of Paradise]

Chris: All I have is my knife...Well, at least it's better then having ******** Rambo arms...I hate what I've become...For you, vets *Slashes own neck, dies*
Zombie: Rofl, Dumbass is just gonna come back.

*A decade later*

Chris (in 5): Dammit...BRAINSSSSS!!!  

[Alkaizer87]

I think Deadite's was really funny. Ok here I go, but it's not that great.

Chris: All I have is my knife...
*bells rings.*
Capcom: Sorry, but we don't need zombies anymore.
*zombie walks off game crying.*
Chris: Phew...
*Majini comes in.*
Chris: What the?! This is worse!  

[Belbecat]

Chris: All I have is a knife...

*See's own reflection on knife*

Hmm I better work on my arms when I get back Jill can hardly even see these babies!