Bring out the inner thief in you!

[xwhateverxdudex]

LOL
*steals your footwear*

(I like that one - ah, the heavenly bodies, LOL)  

[Moonracer]

*Walks by and plucks your shades right off your face and keeps going.*

(*chuckles* I thought you'd like that one. ^_~)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Teleports right in front of you, grabs your horns, and kicks your head so hard that they brake off and you go flying backward.

(a change from our usual stealth steals)  

[Moonracer]

*hits ground bounces and skids. Puts hand to face and shakes head slightly* Oh two can play at that game. *Gets up and summons the dragon behind me which arches over me and comes down and bites you leaving only your feet/shoes behind. I walk over pull out your feet and toss them over my shoulder and then walk off with my bloody prize and smiles happily.* Pewrdy.

(I noticed, but it was cool!)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*suddenly an explosion shreds your dragon to bits as I dash up to you with lightning speed and jab you with my pitch fork - then I lift you into the air slam you back down onto the ground and cut off you head with my sword, as I walk off carrying your head by its hair*

(I thought we needed more excitement ^.^ )  

[Moonracer]

*My severed head's eyes open and glow my body comes running up behind you and jabs it's hand through your chest coming out the front holding your still beating heart. As it rips its hand back it takes your heart with it. Before your body falls it takes back the severed head and carried it off eventually reattaching it. I then place your heart in a chest with others that have been taken.*

(Hey it's cool I'm game for some fun. ^_~)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*I become a zombie until I find my heart - I smash the chest open and put my heart back were it belongs, freeing the other lost souls in the process - then I teleport behind you, and rip out you spinel cord - I then walk off twirling it like a stick*

(indeed ^.^ )  

[Moonracer]

*Walks up and plays for you with my guitar and sings for you. The song though is so bad that you drop to your knees in utter pain and your ears bleed. Once done with the song of death I bash you over the head with my guitar then snag your trench coat and walk off happily.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

I replace the guitar in your guitar case with hundreds of small fruit that weigh the same, and I run off. You don't find out until the fruit starts rotting and the smell ruins your guitar case. LOL

(the last one was um... different... LOL)  

[Moonracer]

*Walks up looks at you for a moment then hacks you with my sword steps back shoots you then hacks you again with my sword. I return my weapons to their proper places and then yoink your slicing motion and walk off happily.*

(Why thank you I pride myself on that sometimes. *laughs* If you can't tell I'm taking that as a compliment.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*swings by on a rope and swipes your hat*

(yw)  

[Moonracer]

No my hat!!! *Throws gun at you then tries to shoot you with my sword* Oh dang it!!! *Gun nails you in the back of the head taking you out. Blinks* Well that works... *Runs up picks up gun and takes your hat.* Ooo this is nice... *Puts on new hat and walks off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*drops a boulder on you and takes off with your treasure chest*

(LOL, that one was funny)  

[Moonracer]

*Watches you walk off a cliff walks down the path comes up to your impression in the ground* ...thanks for helping me out man...but seriously I had it... *plucks fire wings off attaches them to my back and walks off.* Pretty...

(*smiles* Glad you liked that one. I felt weird that day that's what came out.)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a magic net to swipe your black moon from the sky.

(LOL)