Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But there's a horrible accident and you can't edit them, physically or digitally.

I wish my house was back to normal and completely painted in nice colors, with no mess anywhere.  

[Sielent]

Granted. A huge water leak floods your house 1 hour after it finishes.

I wish for no more tests!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. POP QUIZ!

I wish I had someone to replace me.  

[Sielent]

Granted. You are fired because the other person is better than you and your job doesn't need you anymore.

I wish I could meet a good guy.  

[madametrixie]

Granted. He's too nice - AKA creepy.

I wish Midwinter Break won't end.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Ice age.

I wish for a GODDAMNED BURGER!!  

[Sielent]

Granted. It's vegan.

I wish for no more procrastination!  

[madametrixie]

Granted. IT SUCKS.

I wish for a medium ice caramel latte with skim milk, no Splenda. And my own personal Dunkin Donuts.  

[Sielent]

Granted. The latte is taken by a random stranger and the Dunkin Donuts shuts down because of bad location.

I wish for excitement!  

[madametrixie]

Granted. You get a million Marshmallows.

I wish my brain wasn't on Really Annoying Orange overload.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. Now it's stuck on a loop of "This is the song that never ends".

I wish Dad wasn't home today.  

[madametrixie]

Granted. Since it is not the today in which you wrote that wish, he's here today. As in today, not a few days ago.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.  

[Zahzi]

Granted, but as you're about to start, the world blows up.

I wish for cold weather year-round!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. The Ice Age comes back and its full of animals that eat you.

I wish I had breakfast.  

[Zahzi]

Granted; The eggs were horribly burnt!

I wish for more classical music!