Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[StarGoddessSiren]

she keeps turning her back on me crying  

[Aquamere]

the animal on her head was always attacking me  

[Sabaism]

Because she left me for Brit.  

[Aquamere]

cuase she wouldnt share me  

[iCurly]

iiPandaKong

she cheated on me with a tree >.<

i told you!! it wasn't how it looked like!!! why don't chu beliiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeve me!?!!??
gonk gonk

 

[bb_elyza95]

she always spank me with her cane and poke my eyes... crying

 

[Sabaism]

She was always doing wrong things with her carrot. O_o  

[bb_elyza95]

she never wanted me because of my carrot... crying  

[TheFrostMonster]

While we were sleeping she smacked me in the face with her bunny ears  

[MinLeanneVerrilll]

Because he hit me with those dumbbells  

[TheFrostMonster]

because she always got in the way while i was working out  

[44hrygydi]

He had fangs.  

[TheKyliebear]

she wouldn't share her umbrella sad  

[44hrygydi]

Because..................................
What was I doing again?  

[chichibunni]

she'd always laugh at me when it was raining becuz i never had an umbrella