Fallout: The Ruined York (Open and Accepting)

[Zahzi]

"Slade isn't exactly the best person to pull pranks on..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...I can't take it." Alex said, shaking her head.

"Master..." HK groaned, shaking his head as well.

"It's Brad's house!" She snapped at him, glaring at the robot before she looked at King.
"Though Slade might seek blood, the best solution is for them to talk. Once their done, Brad might want to come back. I can't take his own home from him!"  

[Zahzi]

"It USED to be Brad's. His new home is near the front of the city."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...And you're SURE no one needs?" Alex asked, frowning at King.

"Oh for the love of..." HK groaned, walking over and hitting Alex in the back of her head, before looking at King.
"We'll take it. While the Master would prefer a sleeping bag and alley way out of the stupid guilt you meatbags feel, I will not allow it."  

[Zahzi]

"Ah, well good." King said with a chuckle, opening the door.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"But--" Alex protested, before being shoved inside by HK.

Who slammed the door immediately. If he had eyeballs, they would be twitching..

"...Something tells me I'll need to get a leash for her..."  

[Zahzi]

"...Last leash I ever saw was on a dog leading a blind guy down a street before the bombs hit." King said, rolling his eyes.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You're an old one, huh?" HK asked, staring at King. If he had a human face, he probably would have been smiling at him too.

"...My Master has become rather odd with the passing of her father." He sighed, staring at the door. "I do not know why this is so for I have not learned the mind of a woman, such as the fate of any man. But she has been irrational due to his death. I fear I might need a leash to keep her from running to the ashes of her home in hopes of continuing to live in the past."  

[Zahzi]

"Well, there are leather belts everywhere..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I might take one... Unless Slade cuts my circuits. But last I knew his mission was to get her here and make sure she is capable of defending herself." He said, shrugging his shoulders.

"Where can I get some?"  

[Zahzi]

"...There ought to be a few in here."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I will gather them when she sleeps then." HK nodded.

"Is there anything else we need to know about our new home? Bugs? Rodents? Thieves? Rapists? Mad robots? Weather problems? Radiation? Neighbors? Community?" He asked, tilting his head by one degree with each question.
"Maintenance? Secret rooms? Old problems? Existing problems? Raider history? Slave history? Mercenary problems? Torture rooms? Torture tools? RADIOS?"  

[Zahzi]

"Uhm...We have radios...The neighbors may or may not come and greet you...Bugs and rodents aren't really a problem...Mole Rats tend to stay away because of the hunts our people go on for fun, there are no hostile factions in this city, and keep Alex from wondering too far down the opposite tunnel. It's highly irradiated." King said before taking another breath.

"We don't have weather, the other robots are all properly maintained, there are no Sadists here, and all hostile forces are killed the moment they come close to the doors."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...I see then." HK gave a nod, seeming to be pleased with his answers.

"For my Master's amusement... Can you tell me anything of Slade?"  

[Zahzi]

"Well let's see..." King said, rubbing his chin.
"...The last person who tried to remove his mask was gutted...And he doesn't feel pain...."