Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"YES!"  

[Zahzi]

"I said NO. If you try to get in my car, you're getting thrown into the panic room."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"But I don't want to go into the panic room. It's boring in there."  

[Zahzi]

"Then JUST. GO. TO YOUR. ROOM."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Why can't I go along?!"  

[Zahzi]

"Two reasons. One, you've been annoying all day. Two, I'm testing something...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Testing what?"  

[Zahzi]

"Well, if someone attacks, you'll see."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"But isn't your job to make sure I'm safe?"  

[Zahzi]

"Doesn't mean I have to physically BE here."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I can't be safe if you're NOT around."  

[Zahzi]

"That's what this TEST IS FOR!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You suck at your job!"  

[Zahzi]

"You're making it very tempting to break every bone in your body. You know this, right?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And you're doing your job wrong."