Three Word Story

[wingnut the improbable]

do something indescribable  

[Darth_Gently]

to small animals  

[Jupiter-X]

"oh dear," said  

[wingnut the improbable]

Arthur. "I think  

[Whip It Out!]

I've found a  

[Lupe_Oceana]

space-time anomaly

((is space-time one word or two? I'm not sure))  

[wingnut the improbable]

in my pocket  

[Jupiter-X]

next to this  

[wingnut the improbable]

rather peculiar piece  

[Whip It Out!]

of pocket lint."  

[Jupiter-X]

Ford proceded to  

[wingnut the improbable]

leap at the  

[Jupiter-X]

large cake-shaped  

[wingnut the improbable]

telephone which was  

[Lupe_Oceana]

currently on fire