THE NONSENSE STORE {now hiring!}

[Gresley Toombs]

Sonkurra-Taichou

Gresley Toombs

Sonkurra-Taichou

Does the store perhaps need a designer? cat_3nodding

Oooh! Yes! You're hired!
And what, may I ask, will be your first design?

What need be done, m'lord?

Store uniforms and New Years banners.
The banners shall be hung in both the Center and Entrance atriums and off the sides of the riverboat on the North Wing's second floor!  

[Naunii Kato]

Kez Mani

*gets a bunch of people lined up to buy the apple peeler* O-O Holy cheetos...

. o . YES. Win.

 

[Naunii Kato]

-Stumbles out of the incinerator room all burned up and covered in soot, coughing-
Fixed it. emotion_awesome
-BANG, RUMBLE, POW, SMOLDER-
e .o.........

 

[Shwamp]

Gresley Toombs

gaia_nitemareleft NOW HIRING gaia_nitemareright
Become a part of the Nonsense family!

Jobs Available:
Alternate Barista x1
Cashiers x1
Security x2
Janitorial x2
Stockers x4
Mechanics x4

Security applicants shall be reviewed by Ydna Wolf.
Barista applicants shall be reviewed by Yuki_Windira.
Janitorial, stocker, and cashier applicants shall be reviewed by either Blind Blindness or me (Gresley Toombs).
Mechanic applicants shall be reviewed by me (Gresley Toombs).

Applicants in consideration will be asked follow-up questions through quoting.

If i was to be hired what would be the best position for me??  

[x - Mirelle]

Gresley Toombs

*holds up a sign saying 'Mechanic for hire. Has lots of random jokes, and lots of experience in fixing random machines and machines and drink vendors'*

"Hire me, or I'll eat all your first-born children. I'm like the plague, only sexier."

 

[Naunii Kato]

-Coughs

-
Ahem.. Correction.. It's;
I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD.

And that is how you be assertive. B|

 

[Gresley Toombs]

Holy hell! I haven't been here in so long. sweatdrop

Shwamp

Janitor. Those tentacles will come in handy.

Mirror Card

Fine, you're hired.

Jin the Shadow Wolf

GIMME BACK MY PRETTIES!! scream  

[x - Mirelle]

Gresley Toombs

Holy hell! I haven't been here in so long. sweatdrop

Shwamp

Janitor. Those tentacles will come in handy.

Mirror Card

Fine, you're hired.

Jin the Shadow Wolf

GIMME BACK MY PRETTIES!! scream

.

when do I start?

 

[Cognitohazard]

*taps away at the cash register*

*something explodes in the distance*

... That wasn't me. *goes back to work*  

[Ask Jappleack]

whats a barista lol  

[Gresley Toombs]

Mirror Card

when do I start?

The next full moon.  

[Gresley Toombs]

Jin the Shadow Wolf

*gives back one shoe a day*

emotion_donotwant