EASTER 2015: EEE EGG EXTRACTION CYOA!

[Scaramouche Fandango]

You’re understandably reluctant to leave the animals behind- after all, who would want to leave such nice friends- but Jump Scare’s motioning that it’s time to move on. He’s got an odd hat with a feather in it, and…Is that… lute music? Jump Scare addresses you with an odd accent- it sounds like he's trying to do English but is landing somewhere short of the British Isles. "Prithee, good sirrahs, madams, and children! Within thou shalt findeth for what thee seeks! Thine eyes upon the prize you wish to win- but be forewarned, avoid the eel and leeks." Wait, what? What is he talking about? As you proceed to the next room, the warehouse doors swing open to reveal- well, that’s just weird. When did you leave the warehouse and get to a Renaissance Faire? You’re in what appears to be a tavern, staffed by familiar Phony faces. There’s more straw strewn on the floor here, because linoleum is absolutely not period accurate. There’s a bar with a barkeep pulling pints from wooden tuns, and two comely wenches serve drinks. A board has a rough menu scratched into it- "Eel and Leek Sur-pie-se" is the last thing on the list. Maybe you shouldn't order that, if Jump Scare thinks it's bad. There’s a bard with a lute singing a song about some guy named Samson, and a number of other patrons lured in by the promise of free drinks- ale for the grown ones, root beer for the kiddies. Visitors snack on all manner of dishes made with potatoes and turnips and giant turkey legs while playing card games with cutesy names using some kind of whimsical currency. You have to navigate tables, chairs, and the bathroom line if you want to look for eggs here.


Where do you look?
A. Behind the bar
B. In the kegs!
C. In the bathroom!
D. You ask the sullen barmaid.
E. You ask the perky barmaid.
F. You ask the bard.

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Aric Val

Moonstone Dazzle

Araucana

Fea Line

cursedandwandering

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~Twilight...Angel~

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[VerityHattress]

Eggs: 8
Choice E. You ask the perky barmaid.

Despite not finding any eggs due to being too interested in the goats, Holly did not mind at all. They were all so cute and adorable! If she could get a pet goat she would. However, as far as she could tell that was not a choice. Perhaps a jellyfish would be better for a merphony like her?

However, the next room was too noisy and crowded for poor Holly, her suddenly getting scared. Why was this room, out of all the rooms, scaring her? Despite this, she made her way to the barmaid that looked the perkiest, trying to get their attention to ask if they saw any eggs for her to find for her easter egg hunt.  

[Fea Line]

Reluctant to leave the little adorable guinea pigs, Foxtrot cantered into the tavern like room, peering about at all the goings on. They certainly outdid themselves from one room to the next. She almost felt she was in a real tavern and longed to do what she imagined she'd do in this situation. Go dance to the bard's merry tune!

Or maybe just ask him if he had any more eggs...

F. You ask the bard.
Eggs: 6  

[SilverShieldwolf]

Eggs: 6
A: Behind the bar

Silver picked up the egg from near the pony, sad that she had to leave him to keep up with the egg hunt. Looking at all the things around her in the tavern, since Jump Scare was finally rubbing off on her, Silver moved up to the bar. She wouldn't be surprised if there were eggs hidden back there. She just hoped they were the right eggs.  

[Ruriska]

D. You ask the sullen barmaid.

One of the barmaids didn't look at though she was in a good mood but that wasn't Shrill's problem. No, Shrill's problem was a lack of eggs and if this lady thought she could escape being questioned, she was in for a surprise.

"Hey you! Seen any eggs?" She asked loudly, blocking the barmaids escape route with her body and a chair.

[Eggs: 6, I think? xD]  

[frozen_flames06]

Obi found no eggs but lovely goat memories...forever they will be cherished. At least the next room has...ale? It looked like there was some strong root beer being served.

".....who signed off on this......"

So carefully, she went around back and popped open the top of one of the kegs.

Eggs: 3

B. In the kegs!  

[elvyralani]

What luck! The sheep were so fluffy and he had found an egg stuffed into it's bell. Rock was pretty weirded out that they were in some sort of tavern. Weren't they underground, when did this happen?? He was really interested in this tavern though and why people were here even. Anyway he should probably search, maybe asking was the answer? Rock approached the perky looking barmaid. "Excuse me, you haven't happen to have seen any easter eggs have you?"

E. You ask the perky barmaid.  

[theCorniest]

The llama absolutely was friendly! What a delight! And he'd found an egg in its straw, to boot. Armed with an ever-filling basket and some first-hand knowledge on the texture of llama wool, Haute reluctantly shuffled along to the next room. Neg waved good-bye to the llama as they left, which Haute rolled his eyes at. This only made Neg chuckle, and tousle his son's hair. Which he did not appreciate.

Haute was, therefore, irately smoothing his hair as he entered the tavern with the rest of the party, which made a couple of the barmaids giggle and say things like oh, ain't the little laird so charmin'. Haute grimaced and headed to the bathroom (C) to properly fix his hair with the help of a mirror (and to look for eggs he guessed but jeez, priorities).

Neg bellied up to the bar, but declined the ale in favor of the root beer - and considered trying the eel and leek pie regardless of their host's insistence. How bad could it be, he wondered? ... But then he remembered the whole room full of gross that he and his son hadn't partaken of, and thought better of it. He got a turkey leg and some turnip slaw instead.  

[~Twilight...Angel~]

EGGS: 4


Twilight stared at the sheep. She couldn't believe that they didn't want anything to do with her! She loved sheep... And all the other animals... But still! Though at least the sheep were the only species-ists around! That pony was no better keeping away from all the Phonies! Really... In this day and age they should know better. She shook her head and headed off with the rest to the next room.

As they entered, she stopped. She couldn't help it really. The sight in front of her was just as ridiculous as the room made out of candy. How in the WORLD did no one ever see any of these things going on inside the Warehouse before? How in the world did it seem so small and quiet outside? Clearly something terrible must have been going on in here in order for everything to be so... sullen? And yet lively on the inside. She decided to assume it was witchcraft of some kind. What else could is possibly be?

As she looked around, she saw everyone else go off in several different directions. She carefully considered what she was going to do herself. This was a difficult choice indeed...


B. In the kegs!
 

[cursedandwandering]

D- Sullen barmaid <3
eggs = 6


Another egg in hoof, Paws finally separated again from her mother as she looked around the tavern. She eyed all the workers with a chuckle, remembering she was finally old enough to drink in places like this with a smile. Everyone looked so cute in their costumes! Though one didn't seem so happy as the rest.

With a pout she sidled up alongside the barmaid and made her best funny faces in an attempt to cheer her up. "Come on! It's a wonderful day!" She laughed then leaned in for a whisper. "Do you know where some eggs are?"  

[Tristam Lockhart]

The guinea pigs had been an adoring choice, it had been relaxing to just watch the furballs wabble around their pen, making the oddest whistling noises. And he found an egg to boot!

Following after Jumpscare, he couldn't help but give the purple phony a strange look, barely understanding what he was saying. The new place was something new to Lettuce. He decided to explore a little.

B. In the kegs!

eggs= 6  

[Tristam Lockhart]

This is becoming a habbit  

[EchoLimaFoxtrot]

Eggs: 5
Choice: (f) ask the bard

Spear Mint smiled, snatched the egg and moved on. Hmm... This was not quite his scene. He walked up to the bard.  

[Maxx D]

Choice C
Fireflight was very tempted by the perky barmaid, but since he went for the obvious option the last time, felt very chagrined about making the same decision again. Instead, he took note of the comely wenches and barmaids (intending to find them out of this bizarre setting later) and ducked into the bathroom.

Eggs: 6