Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Cat-Whiskers]

Granted, but the flames spread and burned down your house along with it.

I wish I can make a deal with the devil without selling my soul  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted! 3nodding T0shi0's soul is taken instead of your's. 3nodding
I wish for levitation powers.  

[Shadowed Secrets]

I want my sisters to stop stalking me. gonk

 

[Minielf]

Granted, but they end up murdering you instead!!

I wish I was more handsome.  

[Taiakeita Vick]

Granted, But there are no more girls in the world xd

I wish I had a car  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted! Except you crash your car on the first day!
I wish for a SUV pile up on the highway. xd  

[Cat-Whiskers]

Granted, you are caught right in the middle of it. twisted

I wish my computer have more processing power  

[Taiakeita Vick]

Granted, but you get hacked ninja

I wish I could draw really good ^-^  

[Hayashi Jun]

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Granted, but you get hacked ninja

I wish I could draw really good ^-^

granted, but you end up falling into deep love with your drawings and refuse to face away from them...

I wish that I am a devil (eternal youth xd )... twisted  

[xiiao-ai]

But then everyone dies and goes to heaven, so you are all alone =P

I wish for world dominaiton  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then a worldwide rebellion forms which ultimately destroys your armies and you end up dying hiding in a small cell as your once mighty empire is obliterated a nuke.

I wish I was Dance, Dance sensation! xd  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted.. but then you're so sensational that everyone who watches you faints and then you get banned for health + safety reasons.

I wish that the sun would never go away.  

[wiim]

Granted. Now the sun orbits the Earth eek always above you, wherever you go. Oh yeah, if the sun orbits the Earth, we're all dead.


I wish to inherit a tricorder. xd  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then no one knows what it is and you confuzzle everyone. And then you're banned for health and safety reasons.

I wish for a fish in a dish.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but the fish slipped out of the dish and when you bent down to get the fish you smashed the dish.
I wish I had DDR.