Armored Core: The Final Push (Paused)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

It was then, Suzy walked in with her gifts.

"Merry Christmas everyone~" She greeted, before looking at Irish's present.

"..."

It took everything Kelly had to not laugh. She could barely keep her smile under control.  

[Zahzi]

"......I hope his second present is a squeaky stress toy and not something else..." Jarid whispered to Kelly, looking at Irish's second present.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Took me forever to find, but I got him a Devil Squeeze Toy." Kelly whispered back.  

[Zahzi]

"Good. Everyone saving you won't be in vain then..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'm not as stupid as you want to think..."

"WELL LET'S OPEN ANOTHER PRESENT, OKAY?!" Suzy suddenly yelled, shoving the ball gag back in it's box, and then throwing the box in Irish's room.

"HERE!" She grabbed another present for Irish and handed it to him (unknowingly grabbing the squeeze toy).  

[Zahzi]

Irish just stared at the box, his eye still twitching as he opened it.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Aw..." Kelly pouted, slumping her shoulders. "Do you not like that one too, Daddy?"  

[Zahzi]

Irish gave a sigh of relief, seeing what it was.
"..I thought it was going to be something worse..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"What?" Kelly asked, tilting her head. She knew very well what it looked like, but she couldn't pass up a chance to screw with Irish.  

[Zahzi]

"I know you know."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I have no idea what you're talking about, Daddy."

Suzy just heavily sighed, taking the squeeze toy and putting it forcefully into Irish's hand.
"Who's next to open up a present..?"  

[Zahzi]

The eyes of the stress toy were already popping out of the head.....  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You're suppose to let go and squeeze repetitively." Kelly pointed out before a present was suddenly shoved in her hands.

"OPEN IT!"  

[Zahzi]

Irish only continued squeezing...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

With a sigh, Kelly opened her present.

"...Another Bible..? Really guys?"

"It's the children's bible, so you'll like it more."