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Howdy Your Problem0 here, I received a random invite to a guild of randomness, so I thought about and decided that two randoms cancel each other out, hence this all makes perfect sense now. Any who I like to listen to techno, anything by aqua with a little breaking Benjamin along with some instrumental by some less well known composers. Sometimes I like to sit on my couch and imagine all the different ways that the world could have turned out, then I like to write them all down, then I like the burn them, then I like to put the ashes in a jar and bury them, then I like to dig them back up burn them a second time and sacrifice them to myself, which I turn down saying, "nay fool, take foul ashes away and return with an ear of corn blessed by a maple leaf and used a puck for a hockey game consisting of Steven Harper and Stephen the French guy." Of course such a demand is hard to meet so I turn myself down and suffer the consequences which is suffering through that whole thing a second time. I like to play violent video games while I tell my dog that violence is bad, of course he took a shot at my jugular so I think he gives two craps of a large pile of animal waste. I am from Canada and hence will act like I am better than every one else but that is merely my special way of saying, we Canadians are scared of you, so please take the time to beat me with a pool cue, or poor lemon juice in my eyes, or even step on my flag while spitting on my hockey equipment. My name is Your Problem0 and I am out to avenge the death of my sanity by my own hands.