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[Xathoa]

Montiqueue

I thought I'd bring this here for those of you who aren't able to see it.

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So there was a hypnotist tonight.
And I was like "PICK ME PICK ME PICK ********' ME GODDAMN IT"
So I went up there with a few other people. One of the things he did was hypnotize us to react as though he was naked and ridiculously hung. My friends tell me that the girls gawked or shied away, and almost all of the guys cringed/looked away/flipped out. Apparently I stared and laughed. He went up to each person and got them to say something about it. Apparently I giggled into the microphone, "Mine's still bigger!" He picked it up kinda shocked and went "What? I've never gotten that response before!" He gave me the mic again and I apparently said, "If you'd like to compare back at my place, cute stuff..." My friends said that every woman in the audience cheered as loud as possible. xd
I ********' love my subconscious. xd

This is funny. x'D
I never saw this.
*points to Toto's sig* That's how I feel about this.