Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Kobo-chan]

ADATO pwnage... /gg

*raises hand to control the plagas-infected Leon*
Leon: Argh!!...?
Saddler: Haha, you cannot resist..!! ... ...Now what the ******** do I do?

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Leon: Do you got a TMP?
Merchant: Uh? Oh, one sec. *takes out cellphone* Yeah, this guy needs a TMP. ...We got any? Yeah. yeah. Uh-huh. ...WHAT? ..No- WHAT DA F- Oh, in that case- Yeah, we got one. Hold on.  

[RusKitty]

Generic Zombie #3: I come in peace.

Wesker: These shades leave a nasty tan line..

Jill: DON'T LIE TO ME.. Wait, I have the gun!

Rebbecca: Fine Billy, you can take the lead.

Billy Coen: So, did you catch the Prison break episode?

=[ Mine are so lame.  

[Pyrojunk]

Jill: YES! A typewriter I can save on!
Barry: Umm.........Did you falsly use those herbs?
Jill: I didn't smoke them. But I can save on this typewriter with an ink ribbon incase I die. I'll come back to life here!!!
Barry: Ok.....Only First aid sprays for you.
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Hunnigan: Sending you another playing manual.
Leon: Playing manual?
Hunnigan: Yea so you know how to shoot, move, open atache case...
Leon: Umm.....Who hired you?
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Nemesis:S.T.A.R.S.!
Jill: Stay back!
Nemesis: But all the little people get autographs *walks away sobbing*
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* Press L+R to dodge appears under Leon*
Leon: Wtf?!?!?! *Gets pwned xp *  

[Kobo-chan]

@pyro: lawl that Leon situation looked oddly similar to one video the Bently Bros. made.

Luis: Yo qiero taco bell.

Salazar: Get away!!! They're after me lucky charms!!

Chris: How do you shoot with this 9mm that I'm aiming with, at a zombie's head with my finger on the trigger? What's a trigger?

Leon: My first day as a police officer was awesome. cool I get to shoot at people without getting caught.

Hunk: I NEED TO TAKE A LEAK. (notice how most game characters ignore bathrooms?)

Tofu: ?? (actually, what WOULD tofu say? I never heard him say something in English at all = =;; )

Sherry: *gets bullied by school mates* If you guys won't stop bullying me, I'll show you how monstrous my daddy can get! D<

Claire: Lyke omg, I got blood all over my nails! I just had them manicured!

Saddler: Fear the wrath of my tentacle stick!! *Leon's face = wtf?*

Wesker: Let's take a break from chasing after S.T.A.R.S....

Ada: Put your hands where I can se- Oh my go- TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND! >:$  

[Pyrojunk]

I've seen it and don't recall that. I'll watch it again just to make sure. sweatdrop Sorry 'bout that.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ada: You're a real man, Leon.  

[RusKitty]

Leon: You're a real woman Ada.
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Wesker: Yes, Make sure Jill gets her christmas gift.  

[NotteRequiem]

Ashley: Leeeooooon Heeeeeeelp!!!

Leon: .... Where DID I put my shotgun?

Ganado: Here, use mine.

Leon: Thanks!  

[Kobo-chan]

*tugs at Extreme* Is that the cast for RE: Umbrella Chronicles? Wesker turned out WEIRD in Extinction... = =;;  

[Ivory Lie]

(If Biohazard was in Re)
Bio: I love you Leon!

Now thats something that will never happen

Zombie sad Any actual word)  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Hey, what about, "4 Itchy Tasty"  

[Ivory Lie]

Um...was he actually fully turned?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, considering that the day before, he already ATE his friend... But I suppose he didn't say it aloud.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Leon: Ada, what you did was RECKLESS AND STUPID!!
Ada: YOU'RE RECKLESSS AND STUPID!!
Leon: Good point...  

[Kobo-chan]

Rebecca: Oh no! Chris! *sees a dead Hunter and Chris's head on the ground* Hear! use my green+red herb!