Bring out the inner thief in you!

[Moonracer]

*Teleports your pitchfork into my hands*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a magic jar to capture all your flames.  

[Moonracer]

*Uses a magic shoe box to capture your dragon.* blaugh  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Steals the scar off your face.  

[Moonracer]

*Freezes your smile then chips it off your face.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Pushes you over and teleports away with your magic floor circle.
(don't make fun, I couldn't remember the name)  

[Moonracer]

*slices off your little head wings as I swing by and yoinks them.*

(Like I'd do that I can't remember some of this stuff either. I call it a magic summoning circle so what. ^_~)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Teleport you into solid rock except for one leg. I chop of that leg and fly away with my wings.

(we have terrible memories, don't we - LOL)  

[Moonracer]

*lets lose a mob of anime girls on ya once they tackle ya to the ground I walk up and pick up your trampled hat and walk off putting it on happily.*

(*nods* Yeah, mine has gotten worse lately I swear. ^_^ But then again it doesn't help when I name/call it my own name and that gets stuck in my head. lol)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Drops all said anime girls on you and steals your background.

(Yeah, LOL)  

[Moonracer]

*pokes you with a stick you're to confused on what that was suppose to do that I take your trench coat without ya even noticing and walk off with it.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

I walk by with a dustbuster and suck up your cloud.  

[Moonracer]

*does a run by fire wing snag!* lol  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a portal to steal your horns.  

[Moonracer]

*Exchanges a straw for your pitchfork and then walks off happily.*