Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Alex Hammond]

Granted but u are now deaf.

I wish for a harem  

[madametrixie]

Granted. It's lost in the desert.

I wish for cheese.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. It's moldy.

I wish for more Supernatural buddies!  

[Sielent]

Granted. But you scare them away.

I wish for information on Queen Seondeok!  

[madametrixie]

Granted. She finds out that you are spying on her and shuts 'Off with her head!'

I wish I had that doggie in the window. Ruff Ruff!  

[Sielent]

Granted. It dies because staying in the window was the only way it was staying alive.

I wish the school would call me already!!  

[madametrixie]

Granted. You're expelled.

I wish that the creepy guy didn't know me.  

[Sielent]

Granted. 10 creepy guys take his place.

I wish for a lollipop!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted! But the owl eats it.

I wish we didn't change the time.