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no no it's okay

everyone in my story is blue

it can't be like devil may cry

When Dante climbed the tower he used a motorcycle. Motorcycles are badass. If you wanna top that he is gonna need a hovercraft or a train.

ban'd

They look like my marching band, but with capes. D:

Heavy Wayne

Allegro drove down a grimy, whore-ridden street. It was his first day as a cop, and he was feeling nervous. His partner, Betman, assured him that his first day would be fine, but Allegro had heard about the World of Goo killer on the news, and he had a paranoid feeling that something was about to go down.

“Don't worry, Allegro” his partner started, “It's not like the WoG killer will just come and assault us.”

Then a man assaulted them.

He wasn't shaven and he wore a trench coat. He was homeless.... and kind of Scruffy. He had a wild look in his eyes. He was clawing at the driver's side, which was where Allegro was sitting. He looked around his car and saw Betman, pepper spray, and a Dr. Phil Book on resolving conflict (Betman's favorite).

The rest is on his Newgrounds.

I don't get it. sad

Anyway, suggestions don't HAVE to involve the items that are listed, they're just there. I also won't be picking actions based on popularity, but more or less which one I like the best.

I don't have any idea where this thing is going to go so bear with me.

I push R1!