Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but you exert yourself so much you die of exhaustion.

And then it's banned for health and safety reasons.

I wish for another balloon. And a helium tank.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. Balloons make you fly too high in the sky that you cant go back down to earth.

I wish I could have a ps3.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted except its a defected pirated verision and it sets itself on fire when you tried to play it.
I wish for a free trip to London.  

[Cat-Whiskers]

Granted, but they failed to deliver any of your luggage and you don't have a return ticket. Now you're stranded in London without money, food, or any means of communication xd

I wish for a crossbow  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted, but then you when you try it, it backfires and kills you twisted
And then it is taken away to the cursed items museum

I wish for a bazooka  

[wiim]

Granted. But it was a defective one right from the start. That's why you were able to obtain it.

I wish health and safety issues popped up more often at McDonald's. eek  

[Minielf]

Granted, but then there are so many health and saftey issues that the entire global McDonalds goes bankrupt and then worldwide mega riots result from so many people who addicted to it.

I wish for a ferrari.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then it goes out of control and you crash into a wall.

And then it''s banned for health and safety reasons.. surprise, surprise. blaugh

I wish for the equip inventory to be not glitchy...  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. But unfortunately, when you can finally change your avi outfit, you realize that all your items are gone!

I wish I could hear you sing in front of your webcam! eek  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

o_0 Granted, but then my singing is so bad that your eardrums burst.

I can't ban myself for health and safety reasons, can I? sweatdrop

I wish for a pet waffle.  

[spawnofebil]

The waffle runs away, infects half the population and leaves the other half blind and psychotic. It is then banned for health and safety reasons.

I wish for a better synth.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then it explodes when you touch it. And then it's banned for health and safety reasons. ninja

I wish for faerie wings.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted except they within a hour.
I wish for world domination.  

[Lucility]

Hmm... GRANTED!

Except, Lauren and Steve create a partnership and create a force of astounding stupidity that overpowers you and -thinks- MAKES EVERYONE OBESE. O.O;  

[Lucility]

Oh yeah. I wish for... uhm...

The summer holidays to never end. o.o;