Guild Photo Album (post your pics!) Alphabetical Order! ^^

[Slacktopian]

curumo

I think it's because he didn't prepare himself for Falathrim's arrival and was therefore taken aback by the sudden onslaught of razor sharp wit.

3nodding  

[Falathrim]

zylaxidia

http://www.diar.ru/tolkien/texts/eng/index.php
USERNAME=tolkien PASSWORD=tolkien
just had to make sure everyone saw that! xd And it's the same password and stuff for everything. I love that site! heart

Sorry for quoting ancient posts, but these seems... wrong, somehow. Not wrong in the OMG ILLEGAL way, but wrong as in it just doesn't feel right to me.

Good god I'm rambling and it isn't even 8:00 yet. :/  

[Falathrim]

Oh, s**t, I forgot, I'm Chris Tolkien. s**t.

...ahem.

Dear Gaia Online,

It has recently come to my attention that a 'guild' claiming to be Numenore is posting links to another website that has transcribed my father's works, History of Middle-earth onto the Internet, and is allowing them to be downloaded, free of charge. This I simply cannot stand for. I am informing you that I am seeking damages for the travesty this has spurned upon the Tolkien Estate. I shall see you in court!

Christopher Tolkien

P.S. The movies blow.  

[Zurgi]

Marvelous job Falathrim, that sounded really heartfelt xd  

[Slacktopian]

xd xd xd

That was great... whee  

[curumo]

So... new trial case?  

[zylaxidia]

Falathrim

Oh, s**t, I forgot, I'm Chris Tolkien. s**t.

...ahem.

Dear Gaia Online,

It has recently come to my attention that a 'guild' claiming to be Numenore is posting links to another website that has transcribed my father's works, History of Middle-earth onto the Internet, and is allowing them to be downloaded, free of charge. This I simply cannot stand for. I am informing you that I am seeking damages for the travesty this has spurned upon the Tolkien Estate. I shall see you in court!

Christopher Tolkien

P.S. The movies blow.

Ahhhhhh!!! I shall be sued for distributing the works to the public!!! ninja Do I get to be tried in Juvenile Court? Do I get a lawyer? Do I commit absorbed-in-non-gaia-activities-icide in order to avoid it?! gonk

*pokes Falathrim with Cattleprod* You're marring my beautiful shameless police record, you! xp  

[Zach McClure]

But---that site was the only way I knew about Mr. Bliss...*Sniff* Thanks a lot Chris!  

[Caeleste]

Zach McClure

But---that site was the only way I knew about Mr. Bliss...*Sniff* Thanks a lot Chris!

We have an ancient copy of Mr. Bliss at my library. That's how I knew about it.  

[Thaxul]

wow, what a twist, Falathrim=Chris Tolkien=Darth Vadar=Lukes Father!!!!!

eek  

[Khorkalba]

thaxul

wow, what a twist, Falathrim=Chris Tolkien=Darth Vadar=Lukes Father!!!!!

eek

gonk That's my name...  

[Falathrim]

Longbow...

I am your father.

Technically, the line is "No, I am your father," but that didn't fit in the needed context.  

[Menegil]

Falathrim

Longbow...

I am your father.

eek xd *falls over laughing*  

[Khorkalba]

gonk

...Wait, that makes Tolkien my grandfather. whee  

[Falathrim]

Maybe, but I disowned you because you enjoyed the movies. You will have no part in the Tolkien family history, you vile person! I HAVE NO SON!

*except for my other sons*

And you don't plays Zelda, either, so not only did I disown you, but I also labeled you a heathen!