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 Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:56 am
Diedrich must be one bored manrabbit.<<'
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:57 am
Sex pheromones are your #1 tool for attracting the opposite sex. Load up by rubbing against unwashed animals. (Hint: you can find them at the pet store).
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:58 am
People want mates who can provide everything they need. On your first date, bring along a tank of oxygen, a carton of salt, a few gallons of water and a tent.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:00 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:00 am
Destruction derbies can be romantic. Point to two of the cars slamming together and liken it to your hearts, but change the subject when the cars start smoking.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:01 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:02 am
f you are concerned about rude waitstaff ruining a high pressure date, tell the restaurant that your partner has a terminal illness to ensure great service.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:04 am
Make your date the center of attention-- tell the waitstaff it's your date's birthday, then leave when everyone starts singing.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:06 am
Confidence is important. Show you are the leader of the pack by tying lots of little dogs to your belt to drag behind you.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:08 am
Loud, pulsing music naturally builds arousal, but if that's not available then rhythmic yelling works just as well.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:09 am
Anxiety about dating? Ask your doctor to put you under full general anesthesia for the duration of the date
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:11 am
Display your gifts for resourcefulness by retrieving any edible scraps from your date's garbage.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:12 am
What the ******** Diedrich? xD
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:13 am
Be sure to maintain eye contact as much as possible. At least 30% of the time spent on dates should consist of solid eyeball-to-eyeball touching.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:14 am
Always wear shoes you can run in. Just in case. This is not just for dates, but for everyday life.
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