Bring out the inner thief in you!

[xwhateverxdudex]

Turns you into a statue and steals your clothes.  

[Moonracer]

*walks by and yoinks your shades and keeps on going as I put them on.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Grabs your halo with a grapling hook and swings off like a monkey.  

[Moonracer]

*Flies in grabs your hat and keeps on flying with it.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Teleports in, cuts off your wings, and teleports away with them.  

[Moonracer]

*Drops down on ya rips off your shirt then runs away with it.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Blows a strong wind that takes your wrappings that you're using as clothes and sends them out the window to me.  

[Moonracer]

*Pops off your tail then tapes it to myself and walks off proud of myself for my enginuity.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Has an out-of-body experience and possesses you, kicking your spirit out of your body. Then I walk off as you.

(how's that for enginuity ^.^ )  

[Moonracer]

*My displaced spirit floats off and swipes your ex-bodies hat and then floats off.*

(*snickers* That was nice. ^_~ Good job!)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

While still in your body, I capture your hat wearing spirit in a magic spirit jar for my collection.

(we're soo good ^.^ )  

[Moonracer]

*My spirit easily phases through the jar floats into my body kicks you out then swipes your glasses and walk off.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Sneaks up behind you, pushes you over and steals a single boot ^.^  

[Moonracer]

*Flying leaps and huggles your tail so hard it pops right off* O_o .... *quickly hides tail behind back and backs away two steps then runs like crazy out of there with it.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Grows new tail and uses it to hold you upside down by the leg.
Then steals the skinny circle thing behind you and takes off.